what is the best trump-escue name for the donald?

[mopinko]

i like chicken donald, myself.
just saw a fb post calling him donald duck, which is pretty good too.
crooked donald, crazy donald, herr drumph, ???

but let's let the du creative juices flow, and then see what we can get to stick.

[FSogol]

1. Wee-digits Don

[Ken Burch]

2. "Der Drumpfenfuhrer"?

"Chicken Fingers"?

"Dunkin' Don-Nuts"?

"Divorce Boy"?

[Cirque du So-What]

3. HUGH Jassole

[smirkymonkey]

39. That has a nice ring to it.

I like it!

[skip fox]

4. Yesterday we had batted around

Don the Con

Phony Donald

Dodging Donald

Daffy Donald

I think the first is the best because it reinforces the confirmation bias people have that maybe he's a con-man, and everytime you see him, this phrase can readily come to mind.

[mopinko]

42. i like don the con.

that could stick.

[RKP5637]

53. I like that too!!! n/t

[IADEMO2004]

92. Perfect. You have my vote.

[Bucky]

5. The Republican John Edwards

[TeamPooka]

6. If you want to insult him you call him "poor"

[lame54]

7. Check the pic of the moment...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1017379663

[mopinko]

43. kinda what spurred this thread.

yeah, that's a beauty.

[randr]

8. Each name he has throw out has come out of his own focus groups

Every candidate has focus groups that almost daily are given the task of analyzing their candidate for faults and developing strategies of attack and against attacks. One thing they do is make a list of a candidates weaknesses. It has always been Republican strategy to throw the most negative aspects attributed toward them out at the opposition. This is highly effective as it most always sticks and the mudslinger is not scrutinized.
The very first attacks from Trump accused his opponents of being LOSERS. This, I guarandamtee, is the accusation that Trump fears the most. A four time bankrupt, or banktrumped if I may coin a phrase, loser is what Trump IS.
LOSER LOSER LOSER LOSER, and as Hillary has pointed out--How the hell do you lose money running a casino?

[ProudProgressiveNow]

44. Agreed... he fears loser... nt

[mopinko]

46. yeah, loser smarts.

i support calling him a loser at every turn.

[backscatter712]

9. Il Douchey. n/t

[OregonBlue]

10. Plump or Don the Con.

[Gormy Cuss]

11. Troompa Loompa

or the Orange Don.

[Sissyk]

37. Lol!

I really like Troompa Loompa.

[mopinko]

47. yeah, i like troompa loompa.

fits.

[snagglepuss]

12. Dumbo Don or Donnie Dipstick

[lagomorph777]

13. Donald Dump

or Donald Dick

[book_worm]

14. I like Don the Con

[a kennedy]

64. this has got my vote also.....don the con.....perfect, short N' sweet, direct and to the point. eom

[alfie]

15. Ding Dong Don. nt

[uponit7771]

16. Donald Chump

[uponit7771]

17. Donald tRump

[herding cats]

18. I'd have to go with Don the Con.

It's short, simple and rings true. It also manages to dig both Trump - for being a conman - and his foolish supporters -for falling for his con - at the same time.

A happy twofer!

[mopinko]

49. yeah, i like it.

[herding cats]

61. Me, too.

And it's even something you could easily get going in a protest chant!

[jpak]

19. Crooked Donald

Throw it right back at him.

yup

[Bohunk68]

20. A fb friend from OZ says that he is Drongo Donald.

A mild Aussie-NZ curse meaning worthless.

[nykym]

21. It has been said that he uterley detests being called

Donny so away we go...

Donny Drumpf
tiny digits Donnie

[OldHippieChick]

22. Have to say that Don the Con

comes off the tongue the best and will dig him at his soul. He will have to respond the way others have responded to him. It will anger and inflame him. He will not be able to resist blasting whoever uses it on him. He is a child and if we're lucky, it might stick.

[JHB]

23. Con Man Don

Orange Chicken (with Trumplings)

[MurrayDelph]

24. How about

Donald "J as in Jerkwad" Trump

Captain Ferret-head

Agent Orange

[MH1]

25. Huckster Don

is my current fave.

Don the Con is another good one.

[KamaAina]

26. From Will Pitt's FB page: "Donald Dick for the win."

[mopinko]

73. yeah, that works.

plays on the donald duck that is also a good one.

[Hiraeth]

27. The Dumpster

[Glamrock]

28. Dumbass!

[immoderate]

29. How about: -- "The Weavel?"

--imm

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

30. Dickless Donnie.

[dembotoz]

31. deceptive donny

[boston bean]

32. Donald Dump

[lunatica]

33. Trump Dump

[Rex]

34. Piece of Shit.

[ProgressiveEconomist]

35. Yuuge hands Luke

[ProgressiveEconomist]

36. Don Teenie Weenie

[pansypoo53219]

38. THE donald would say delusional donald.

[pansypoo53219]

56. shame we can't call him tricky dickie.

[smirkymonkey]

40. Trumpa-Loompa.

As in Oompa-Loompa.

[etherealtruth]

41. "short-fingered vulgarian" .... here is why:

http://www.npr.org/2016/03/07/469209254/decades-later-spy-magazine-founders-continue-to-torment-trump


Soon after its launch in 1986, the satirical magazine Spy picked Donald Trump as the brash embodiment of a crass age. Founded by Graydon Carter and Kurt Andersen, the magazine chronicled New York's obsessions with wealth and social status, zeroing in on Trump's questionable business dealings (of which there were many) and his outlandish personal traits (of which there were perhaps even more).

Carter is now editor of Vanity Fair, and Kurt Andersen is a novelist and host of Public Radio International and WNYC's nationally syndicated show Studio 360. (They sold the magazine in the mid-1990s, and it folded several years later.) No journalists have followed Trump more closely. No journalists have angered him more often. But they have not spoken jointly about Trump's unlikely bid for the presidency — until now. Late last week, Carter and Andersen reunited at Vanity Fair's offices to speak with NPR about Trump, his appeal as a target of derision and the prospects of a Trump White House.

Their humor at Spy echoes today: Their constant mockery of Trump as a "short-fingered vulgarian" reverberates in Marco Rubio's recent jibe that Trump has "small hands." Trump shot back at last week's Fox News debate, calling Rubio "little Marco," and then adding that no one had ever criticized his hands. "Look at these hands," Trump told viewers. "Are these small hands?" Trump then proceeded to defend the size of his genitals from the debate stage.

[ProudProgressiveNow]

48. +1 nt

[mopinko]

50. i agree that is one that hits him where it hurts.

bragging about the size of your wang is just ridiculous.

[etherealtruth]

54. "short-fingered vulgarian" has gotten under his skin for 40 years!!!!

to Graydon Carter and Kurt Andersen

[AngryAmish]

45. Donald Trump the shit eating loser.

Nailed it.

[RKP5637]

51. Don the Con n/t

[mopinko]

52. i think don the con is the winner here.

i like it. it hits him where it hurts. and the trump u thing is gonna hurt.

[QED]

55. Donny the Carny

[saidsimplesimon]

57. Recommended mopinko, this was such fun.

All the suggestions were terrrrific.

[mopinko]

58. i know, right?

so where are the recs people?

[kimbutgar]

59. Goblin trump

Trumpster with the dumpster mouth
Orange freak
Orange chicken
Raccoon eyed freak

[lunatica]

60. Stinky Dump Trump

[mopinko]

65. ^good one

[Tactical Peek]

62. Donald the Draft-dodger,

using veterans to hide behind like a skirt.

[hatrack]

63. Orange Julius Caesar

[mopinko]

66. i like it.

[saidsimplesimon]

67. I'm one of 5 who recommended, thank you again.

[mopinko]

68. you are welcome.

we need some hahas around here.

[Amishman]

69. I think of him as Donald Duck

He's a bit of a loser, completely incomprehensible, and more cartoon character than man.

[mopinko]

72. yeah, i like it.

ducking donnie also works. he manages to duck so much.

[LeftishBrit]

70. For a UK-er 'trump' is good enough; it means 'fart' here

[mopinko]

71. trumping trump?

trumpeter trump?

[mopinko]

74. idea from a thread in hof

http://www.democraticunderground.com/125559439

Welcome to the Feminism Is Cancer movement, started by alt-right darling Milo Yiannopoulos, the Breitbart journalist and entrepreneur-turned agitator who refers to Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump as 'Daddy'.

trump daddy, daddy dump, daddy drumph, ???

[Bongo Prophet]

75. Conman Donnie has been my choice for a while now. "Donnie" infantilizes him, appropriately

Don the Con is easier for supporters to brush off as meaning CONservative, whereas Conman makes it clear...and Donnie alludes to his childish bragging and insults. A spoiled little bully.

[mopinko]

80. all true.

conman donnie is a good one. it could stick.

[RKP5637]

76. Don the Con!

[Mendocino]

77. Cara Pollo Crudo

-raw chicken face

[Databuser]

78. tRumpO

tRumpO Has ELECTROLYTES!

[basselope]

79. Daffy Donald

[mopinko]

82. yes, i like the illusion to the cartoon.

[basselope]

87. It's got a few things...

It's got cartoonish reference to go with his cartoonish personality.

It also allows for confirmation bias... he says silly things, so when he says them it's just Daffy Donald again. "There goes Daffy Donald again"

Finally, it has repetition, which always helps in people remembering.

[mopinko]

88. all true.

fine bit o branding.

[Lil Missy]

81. Whiney Little Bitch

courtesy of Bill Maher

[mopinko]

84. yeah, hard to argue,

but vague.

[hamsterjill]

83. "Don the Con"

Credit goes to Paul Begala.

[mopinko]

85. thank you.

i hope it sticks big time. it is the clear winner on this thread.

[Islandurp]

86. Ham

[Tommy_Carcetti]

89. Ah, screw it. I detest the whole nickname thing but in light of today's Trump tweet:

"Telepromter Donald Trump" sounds about right.

[denbot]

90. Captain Combover.

Hit him where it hurts, he wouldn't have that swirling bald spot coverage if it didn't bother him.

[mopinko]

91. really good one.

and you are correct. his baldness bothered him so much that when he had a bad hair surgery, he attacked his wife.

[Warren DeMontague]

93. It might come in handy that his name can be shortened to "Don T"

Like, "Don't"