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Jeffersons Ghost

(15,235 posts)
Thu Jun 2, 2016, 02:03 PM Jun 2016

Dick Cheney revealed!

Dick Cheney death hoax spreads on Facebook
“Dick Cheney dead 2016” : Former Vice President of the United States killed by internet death hoax
Rumors of the politician’s alleged demise gained traction on Tuesday after a ‘R.I.P. Dick Cheney’ Facebook page attracted nearly one million of ‘likes’. Those who read the ‘About’ page were given a believable account of the American politician’s passing:

“At about 11 a.m. ET on Tuesday (May 31, 2016), our beloved politician Dick Cheney passed away. Dick Cheney was born on January 30, 1941 in Lincoln. He will be missed but not forgotten. Please show your sympathy and condolences by commenting on and liking this page.” http://en.mediamass.net/people/dick-cheney/deathhoax.html

Someone tried to kill Dick Cheney with the internet, which is ridiculous. Anyone who has ever seen a vampire movie realizes that only a wooden stake through the heart will kill blood-suckers like Cheney. The report of his death isn't even plausible. It calls him a "beloved politician," an equally absurd reference to Cheney.


Rep. Grayson calls Cheney a vampire
NEW YORK (CNN)– Controversial freshman Rep. Alan Grayson, who has become famous for attacking the Republicans' health care plan, went on the attack again Friday night, calling former Vice President Dick Cheney a vampire for his recent criticism of the Obama administration's handling of the war in Afghanistan.

"I have trouble listening to what [Cheney] says sometimes because of the blood that drips from his teeth while he's talking," the Florida Democrat said on MSNBC's Hardball Friday night. "But my response is this: he's just angry because the president doesn't shoot old men in the face. But by the way, when he was done speaking, did he just then turn into a bat and fly away?" http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2009/10/24/rep-grayson-calls-cheney-a-vampire/

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Dick Cheney revealed! (Original Post) Jeffersons Ghost Jun 2016 OP
Puts champagne back in fridge malaise Jun 2016 #1
LOL n/t Holly_Hobby Jun 2016 #2
I think I will spread a little laughter with a kick Jeffersons Ghost Jun 2016 #4
Hehehehehehehhe malaise Jun 2016 #5
You might consider getting the garlic out Jeffersons Ghost Jun 2016 #3

Jeffersons Ghost

(15,235 posts)
3. You might consider getting the garlic out
Thu Jun 2, 2016, 03:18 PM
Jun 2016

No one can really predict where Cheney and his Haliburton minions will strike next. Garlic works best when placed near windows and doors. Garlic is known to ward off Vampires; but it might deter other Republican monsters, like Trumps!

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