Step aside you frail pretenders! Please come CAPTION the Original Counter-Puncher: Donald Trump!!!

[skip fox]

Donald ("Eat your heart out, everybody else.&quot Trump is saying: "I'm telling you, people, I'm a great counterpuncher. . . The Greatest! . . . Listen, Crooked Hillary, Lying Hillary swings at me, says I lack the temperament, judgment, knowledge and concern to be The President of the United States. . . . So I say, . . . wait for it, . . . Hillary should be in jail! . . . And my AG is going to see that she gets there!!! . . . Imagine what my counter-punch will be like if she tries to hit any harder!"





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Above CAPTION based on what Trump said to a rally in Redding, CA, June 3, 2016; Here's a You Tube video of the entire, but Trump's criminalizing Hillary begins around 31:00:

[Johonny]

1. I use the rope a dope strategy and you all are the dopes

Hillary can hit me as much as she wants, she can't reach you dopes no matter how hard she tries.

[boston bean]

2. He really has no respect for due process and our constitution.

He is going to appoint someone who will put someone in jail? WTF?

[skip fox]

3. Well, CAPTIONs at DU have been traditionally a creative sport.

But we try to channel our subjects for satiric purposes. Here I only changed Trump's sentence about having his AG look into the case to the certainty of jailing her. (To bring out the full South American flavor.)

[skip fox]

4. The Donald is saying:

"If she comes after me again, I'll recommend my AG to seek the death penalty for endangering our nation's secrets. . . . And if that doesn't shut her up . . ."