Trump: Mexicans Swarming Across Border, Enrolling in Law School, and Becoming Biased Judges.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

SAN JOSE, CALIFORNIA (The Borowitz Report)—Unless the United States builds a wall, Mexicans will swarm across the border, enroll in law school en masse, and eventually become biased judges, Donald J. Trump warned supporters on Monday.

At a rally in San Jose, the presumptive Republican nominee said that “making America great again” meant preventing the nation from becoming “overrun by Mexican judges.”

“We don’t win anymore,” he told the crowd. “We don’t win at judges.”

While Trump offered no specific facts to support his latest allegations, he said that he had heard about the threat of incoming Mexican judges firsthand from border-patrol agents.

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-mexicans-swarming-across-border-enrolling-in-law-school-and-becoming-biased-judges

[tonyt53]

1. Goodun

[Agnosticsherbet]

2. I had to check and make sure it was a Borowitz.

From Trump, is if sounds stupid, I tend to believe it.

[smirkymonkey]

5. I know, it's hard to tell the difference these days.

Trump is so insane that no headline seems to out-there to be true.

[a kennedy]

6. Got that right, whew. eom

[Else You Are Mad]

7. Before I saw it was Borowitz...

I thought to myself 'Self, I cannot wait to hear the audio of this newest Trump rally'. It is really frightening that even Borowitz's & the Onion political satire could actually be true to life.

[Leith]

20. Me, Too

But my inner dialog was "Oh, my god - did he really?" in a way that meant it was totally believable.

Borowitz is terrific. The day is coming where his satire is tomorrow's Trump headline.

[MADem]

3. I love Borowitz!!!! nt

[spooky3]

4. check out the last line!

[Borchkins]

8. I resemble that remark!

[spooky3]

34. You must be one of them Mexican lawyers.

[oberliner]

9. This is one of his better ones

Thumbs up, Mr. Borowitz.

[underthematrix]

10. As an African American woman I cannot understand

being so angry at HRC being the nominee that you would let a MENTALLY DISTURBED individual get the White House. Everyone should band together to get every Republican up for re-election out of the House and Senate. These people and their nominee are batshit crazy.

[awoke_in_2003]

11. As a white man who supported BS

I don't get it either. I cannot imagine what will happen if this orangutan is elected.

[Ineeda]

13. So beyond comprehension.

Those that hate Hillary and love Bernie are eager to burn the place to the ground. And I've never seen so much salivation from "Democrats" WANTING a freaking indictment of a Democrat. Vile.

[AntiBank]

19. burn things to the ground? So thats what support for actual progressive

positions and suppport for a FAR more electable candidate are now?

The mind reels.....

[Ineeda]

22. Look - I like and admire Bernie.

But with all due respect, it looks like he's not going to be the Democratic candidate. The point is that the lunatic will probably win if Democrats can't unite against him. Considering that Hillary has had to fight two battles at the same time (against Republicans and Bernie supporters) indicates that she's more than capable of winning if she has to fight only the lunatic. Eventually Bernie and his loyal supporters will have to face this reality and stop claiming she can't possibly win. Not only can she, but she must. Or, as a country, we are doomed.

[AntiBank]

24. I do not disagree. It's just that some (not saying you)

have had this "Any support of Sanders is the burning down of the party" meme for months. Long before he has been eliminated. He still is not eliminated, not until the SD's actually vote.

The Clintonites also refuse to debate on the issues where Clinton has/is/will veer to the right of centre vis-a vis not only Sanders but the vast majority of Democrats in general have for decades. The "she is a woman first and foremost therefore I am voting for her" meme, combined with the cult of personality and sense of an almost imperial entitlement surrounding her that seemingly blinds all in it to any possible wrongful policies or actions emanating from her is unnerving.

[AntiBank]

17. that's the reason we are so dismayed that HRC is our

nominee. She dramatically lowers our chances to keep out batshit crazy Trumpf. That and seemingly half her positions (she spins like a weathervane) are in bed with the right wing.

[IronLionZion]

12. “They’re sending us their worst people: lawyers.”

[Lucinda]

14. You know the weird thing is...until I saw the Borrowitz name...I wasn't all that sure that Trump

didn't say that...

[AntiBank]

18. me too

[BlueMTexpat]

28. +1! eom

[NewJeffCT]

15. now, imagine if these Mexican judges

were also gay and female? Is that like a triple bias? Now, if they're gay, but not out of the closet, is that a secret bias? Or, if a gay Mexican sneaks in through Canada, does that make it a double-secret bias? The possibilities are staggering!

[Demonaut]

16. too bad Trump University is not a law school...he'd build horizontal escalators that run north

I know, satire and my oxymoron

[lark]

21. So sad, this man can't think beyond himself.

He's mad at a judge with a Hispanic heritage, therefore all Mexicans are going to be judges just to thwart him personally.

[ailsagirl]

25. He's an ignoramus and a dimwit

[lark]

31. Also a total narcissist

It's all about him and screw everyone else. He actually loves hurting other people. He does it to make himself look bigger/better by comparison, but it just shows how intellectually and emotionally lacking he truly is.

[ailsagirl]

32. He's a lunatic

I always found him to be loud-mouthed and tacky, but I never realized how mental he really is.

[lark]

33. I have come to think he's a present day Hitler.

Fascist to the bone.

[yellowcanine]

23. They are taking all of the low wage lawyering jobs!

[packman]

26. Their robes concern me

Which bathroom would they use once they cross the border?

[reign88]

27. Dear God...

BUILD A WALL STAT!

[SummerSnow]

29. So, let me get this straight...

Border patrol; agents confided in Trump that incoming Mexican judges are a threat.

[Rex]

30. Borowitz strikes again!

[yellowcanine]

35. And some of them are good people I'm sure.