Well GREAT! Now we have to build a wall around Indiana!

[underpants]

Sure they look all Midwestern but you just know they're really "Mexicans". THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!

These walls are going to have to be 50 feet tall AND we have to stop the sale of 60 foot ladders.....and shovels - they may have secretly developed a tunneling program.

[tonyt53]

1. Here in KY we are lucky, we have a big river between us, but this Friday, everybody is welcome.

Everybody from around the world.

[jberryhill]

2. Is it the annual Jelly Festival?

I tried it on toast one time. Kinda slimey and tasted off.

[11 Bravo]

3. I see what you did there!

[underpants]

21. I honestly just got that

[tonyt53]

5. No, that is in Arkansas. Friday is Ali's funeral dumbass.

Oh, and our bourbon probably doesn't sit well with your champagne palate.

[sharp_stick]

7. I haven't heard of AR jelly ;-)

[jberryhill]

8. Sounds like the KY Jelly makes people grumpy

[tonyt53]

9. Mike Huckabee keeps crates of the stuff. Religious nuts seem to need it more than others

[PJMcK]

28. Huckabee uses Gun Oil

[underpants]

20. Outside of AR it's known as

WD40

[malaise]

13. DUzy

Still I'd love to be in Kentucky for Ali's farewell

[Different Drummer]

33. Took me awhile...

[underpants]

4. A rivers not going to do it

Your gonna need a wall. Maybe one on each side...and one IN the river. GREAT! We're up to 5 walls now.

[tonyt53]

6. We are going to make IN pay for it anyway. We own the river, so we can make such a demand.

[underpants]

11. Argh! River owners

Yeah I'm looking at you Maryland!!

[pampango]

15. A river is not enough protection whether it is the Ohio or the Rio Grande. A wall is required.

And NEVER, NEVER welcome people from around the world. They are most likely FOREIGNERS who are nothing but bad news for REAL Americans.

[MANative]

10. If they build a wall, do you think they'll let me rescue...

my sister and her husband OUT of Indianapolis first? They're itching to relocate to a more liberal locale!

[underpants]

12. Act now!

They should be able to sneak out through all that corn.

[UTUSN]

14. R#3 & K for, bwah HAH and the wall's gotta be be-YOUT-iful!1 n/t

[Shandris]

16. Fufufufufufufu~!

As if a simple wall will keep us Mexidianians inside your borders! ONWARD, MY FRIENDS, TO THE TELEPORTATION PODS!

[underpants]

18. Mexidianians

[Chellee]

32. Pardon me,

but the term is Mexoosiers.

[kentauros]

17. What about 60-meter rope ladders?

Since 'Murricans don't believe in the metric system, its use by foreign nationals will be the undoing of any wall

[underpants]

19. No

Things aren't just measured in feet here there are only IN feet here. That's what messes up the Canadian hockey teams in the NHL.

[kentauros]

22. So, you buy 200' of rope

and trim off 3.15'. Voila! 60 meters of rope

[underpants]

23. 196' 10.2"

MURKA!!

[kentauros]

24. Now, how many kilowatts will it take to build those walls?

[underpants]

25. None

The whole thing will run off Trump's energy

Yeah...kilowatts... damn!!!

[kentauros]

26. Okay, then

how many 2-liter bottles of Coke will it take?

[underpants]

27. Damn!!

See, they are already here them foreigners.

[PJMcK]

29. No way

Just deport the judge when the Mexican Wall is finished. Problem solved.

[underpants]

30. But there could be more like him.

[kentauros]

31. How much would it cost

to build a wall around Trump? It would need to have a foundation and a roof, too. Just no weep holes.

[jberryhill]

34. A bargain at any price

[kentauros]

37. And we could force him to pay for it, too!

[GulfCoast66]

35. If you had to eat the food in Indiana

You would beg for an influx of Mexicans. Hell, beef, pork and chicken cooked with salt and pepper gets old!!

Oh, I forgot the potatoes.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

36. funny U ! Guess everyone who bucks the Donald must be bad or an idiot or

biased. Can just imagine any country who disagrees with him...he'll be making fun of wooden dutch shoes and Italian wine.

Best ever - what Obama said about Trump wine...like $5/bottle wine with $30 price tag (or something like that).