Republicans launch dating site for Trump fans = not a parody

[L. Coyote]

Someone had to do something because Trump supporters just couldn't get hooked up.

June 09, 2016
Republicans launch dating site for Trump fans
By Ben Kamisar

Looking for a companion who will help you "Make America Date" again? Then this new dating site has you covered.

TrumpSingles.com, a new dating site started by 35-year-old David Gross, matches up singles who all share an affinity for presumptive GOP presidential nominee Donald Trump.

In an interview with the New York Post, Gross said vocal support of the brash and controversial nominee sometimes makes it difficult for his supporters to find dates.

“I think there’s a special stigma when people say they’re supporting Trump ...most of his website's 500 users are from New York, Washington, D.C., and Los Angeles...

I know lots of you are thinking about trolling the site, but that just would not be very civil!
What worries me even more, they might reproduce, so maybe some action is needed.

[Happyhippychick]

1. "I'm HHC. I like long walks on the beach, romantic dinners under the stars....

And racist, homophobic jerks who believe that a Cheetoh in a $3000 suit cares about me."

[L. Coyote]

4. LOL.

I'm white as snow, seeking a white .... preferably a KKK member ... No immigrants, unless, of course, you are a super model ...

[Lance Bass esquire]

2. My name is Donald

I am 69 years young.
Have red hair and abs of steel.
Outside of tanning booths I enjoy mexican food and using only the best words. I am currently married but hey I'm always looking for a younger woman to be wife number 4. Could be your lucky day.
Enough about me.
You must be a former supermodel or actress.Low IQ is not a problem.
OK now back to me.
I will be the greatest lover you have ever had.
I have a private jet and live in a golden tower.
I like golfing and riding in my golf cart on the weekends with my friend Hannity. You will love him as much as he loves me.
Looking fwd to hearing from you soon. DONALD


Ps...no muslim ladies please.

[scscholar]

3. 1 million men...

zero women. Oh wait. That's just like all of the other dating sites.

[L. Coyote]

5. Right now, 497 men and three undeclared, a total of 500 registered.

We can muster more trolls than that right here. Can't we just send them over there instead?