"I'm going to be so presidential you'll sh*t yourself!" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!

[skip fox]

Donald ("Lex Luthor got a raw deal, it seems to me&quot Trump is saying: "I am proud to be the standard bearer of the Republican Party and will never let you down. Never! . . . . I'm going to be so dignified you won't believe it. . . . Even when Pocahontas is out there trying to shoot her pathetic little arrows at me, I'm going to rise above it. . . . Like a hammer and then pound the little redskin b*tch into the ground. . . . Not that I hate the *njuns, . . . They're the greatest, believe me!"


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Above CAPTION based on the "Pocahontas" reference he made the day after promising to be a proper candidate:

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/politics/ct-donald-trump-elizabeth-warren-pocahontas-20160610-story.html

[Dustlawyer]

1. "How do you like my new line of power ties made in China? No other ties sold have this color of

red, that's because they dye them in the blood of political prisoners! They are the best!!! I am told Putin wears these too, swears by them! No other tie makes people around you grovel more!"

[skip fox]

2. Donald is saying:

"Listen, folks, I'm not more a racist that I am a tax-dodger, philanderer, serial liar, or con-man. . . . Believe me!"

[skip fox]

3. Donald is saying:

"I'm the least prejudiced person you'll ever meet! . . . Way less than any of you yellow or brown or colored or crippled or multi-sexualed miscreants out there. . . . Way, way less!"