"Cheeto Jesus" "unspinnable ratfuck" "vile stain on this Republic"

[geek tragedy]

http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/06/rick-wilson-epic-never-trump-tweetstorm

1/ How the actual fuck does anyone at the RNC have standing to act shocked that Trump is not doing the basics of campaigning?
— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) June 16, 2016

2/ You can't elide over his utter dipshittery. No matter how much you try to act surprised, you own this. You're covered in his stench.
— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) June 16, 2016

3/ History will be so cruel to you.
— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) June 16, 2016

4/ Your off the record sniping and grumbling is no substitute for moral courage. That's so DC.
— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) June 16, 2016

5/ You won't escape the stain. It's like a big, visible "No Ragrets" chest tat that will mark your careers forever.
— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) June 16, 2016

6/ Go public. Man up. Show courage. Say what's in your hearts; he's insane. He's poison. He's doomed. He's killing the Party.
— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) June 16, 2016

7/ None of you are good enough to spin the unspinnable ratfuck that is Trump. None of you can say, "I was just following orders."
— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) June 16, 2016

8/ This weekend, people were lined up hundreds deep to give blood to the victims of Orlando. Your Cheeto Jesus was praising himself.
— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) June 16, 2016

9/ There is no better Trump. There is not Presidential Trump. He is a vile stain on the this Republic.
— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) June 16, 2016

10/ Your resumes will always read "Worked for a batshit crazy crypto-fascist who destroyed the GOP"
— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) June 16, 2016

This guy is a Republican, but I'll lift a beer in his honor.

[Beakybird]

1. Trump sure is a cheeto

He won't show his taxes because he's a tax cheeto.

[Stallion]

2. I Have a Feeling He Started Drinking Before You Did

nm

[geek tragedy]

3. this is the most lucid set of comments that any Republican has set forth about Trump.

In vino veritas?

[cali]

6. lurid as well as lucid. and thoroughly enjoyable.

[geek tragedy]

8. Chris Christie could not be reached for comment nt

[auntpurl]

17. He's at McD's picking up Trump's value meal

[DinahMoeHum]

5. Advice to the GOP: Start drinking heavily.

[63splitwindow]

11. then continue drinking heavily until you pass out...

then, when you come to, repeat full cycle as many times as necessary to silence your conscience.

[napkinz]

4. K&R

[AntiBank]

7. "Cheeto Jesus" FTW!!!!!!!

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[ErikJ]

9. Or Cheeto St. Reagan

Theyve been looking for Reagan's 2nd coming for 20 years.

[liberalmuse]

10. This was very cathartic to read.

Sometimes you need someone with a bit more eloquence and humor to come along and adequately express what you're feeling inside. I'm sure this guy can be the usual Republican jerk at times, but I see no lies in these Tweets.

Poor Jesus, though. I prefer "A guy who wore goggles while trapped a Cheetoh dust storm". That way no invisible beings are insulted.

[NewJeffCT]

12. #CheetoJesus

That was awesome. The last line was classic

[Hekate]

13. This is epic. "A big, visible "No Ragrets" chest tat that will mark your careers forever. "

I just sent this off to my sister and my daughter in law. My DIL is contemplating leaving the country if DT gets elected. I told her that if hubby and I had left during the BushCheney admin we would have missed having Barack Obama as our POTUS.

OTOH, I followed up our lunch conversation with an email that admitted that if DT is elected and she and our son decide to go, we would be amenable to following. I think he's unelectable, but as witness the NRA's stranglehold on the Legislature, there is a streak of madness in the American psyche and I have no idea how this is going to turn out.

[OnlyTheGood]

14. Trump isn't a 'crypto-fascist.' (Cheney arguably was.) Trump is the

real deal: 100% American fascist.

[lunatica]

15. Well he ought to just come right over and join us

He has a lot in common with us

[Odin2005]

16. LMAO, "Cheetoh Jesus"!!!

[mcar]

18. Cheeto Jesus!

[FSogol]

19. Rightous rant. "It's like a big, visible "No Ragrets" chest tat that will mark your careers forever"