John McCain Furious Obama Shot Up Orlando, Created ISIS, Bought Last Bag Of Werther’s Originals

[niyad]

Also Misspoke When He Picked Palin For VP

John McCain Furious Obama Shot Up Orlando, Created ISIS, Bought Last Bag Of Werther’s Originals


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GRRRR OBAMA GRRRRRR


John McCain must really be worried about his re-election race back home in Arizona, because he’s saying stuff that sounds calculated to rile up The Base instead of making sense. Thursday, McCain said — twice — that President Barack Obama was “directly responsible” for last week’s massacre in Orlando, before later backing off and claiming he’d “misspoken.” We’re still waiting on McCain to issue a further clarification explaining he has no idea what “misspoken” actually means.

While the president was in Orlando meeting with survivors and family members of those killed in the worst mass shooting in American history, McCain told reporters in the Capitol that Obama had pretty much pulled the trigger himself:
“Barack Obama is directly responsible for it, because when he pulled everybody out of Iraq, al-Qaida went to Syria, became ISIS, and ISIS is what it is today thanks to Barack Obama’s failures, utter failures, by pulling everybody out of Iraq,” a visibly angry McCain said as the Senate debated a spending bill. “So the responsibility for it lies with President Barack Obama and his failed policies,” McCain said.



That’s some pretty impressive logicking! So what McCain is really saying is that George W. Bush also shot 49 people, because without his war of choice in Iraq, which destabilized the entire Middle East, there never would have been an ISIS to replace al Qaeda, which didn’t exist in Iraq at all until after the 2003 invasion. (Haha, we are kidding. It’s all Ike’s fault for sending the CIA to overthrow Mossadegh in Iran in 1953).

Ever the troublesome naysayers, the Associated Press points out that the shooter, Omar Mateen, did indeed claim to be working on behalf of ISIS. But he also claimed to be affiliated with al Qaeda and Hezbollah, which are both at war with ISIS in Syria. It’s almost as if the guy just rattled off the names of any radical terrorist groups that came to mind regardless of ideological consistency. (We mean Mateen, but it works for McCain, too.)

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[malthaussen]

1. I think he stole some strawberries, too. n/t

[niyad]

3. yes, where are the ball bearings?

[Ilsa]

2. I don't think McGrump knows what "directly" means, either.

He's like those reporters who use the term "literally" incorrectly as emphasis filler in headlines.

[niyad]

4. I think it is wayyyyy past time for mcgrumpy to retire with whatever shred of dignity he

may still have left.

[AlbertCat]

16. I think it is wayyyyy past time for mcgrumpy to retire

He doesn't know which of his houses to retire to.... or where they are....

[underpants]

5. Knew it was Wonkette

[niyad]

6. but of course!!

[Wellstone ruled]

7. Appears this was part of the

rebuilding of Georgie Bush's image,now that Trump has trashed the Rethug Party,as a fund raiser for struggling Rethug Senators. Georgie the Brain-dead,raised some 50k yesterday in Arizona for McGrumpy. Remember,McGrumpy is early stage Dementia,which is very obvious to us who have and deal with family members who suffer.

McGrumpy has a history of making stupid statements about President Obama and these statements will never end until the Guy is locked away in a padded room.

[niyad]

9. it has been clear for a long time that mcgrumpy is far from well. should have been retired

a long time ago.

[Wellstone ruled]

13. Amazing how one's EGO is greater

than the Person's ability to support that ego. But,old Johnny Boy has nothing else to make him relevant in today's world. You would think with a Billion dollar bank account and seven or eight homes,one would say,screw it and enjoy things a bit. Understand his Spouse is only a stag prop and spends her time with her BBF at one of their many Abodes.

[PatSeg]

15. Also

After he lost to Obama, he has shown again and again that he is really a sore loser. He ended up grudgingly making peace with GW after 2000, but he'll never get over 2008. Yes, he definitely should have retired a long time ago while he still had a shred of dignity left. Now he is just a joke.

[Initech]

8. Did he also yell "GET OFF MY LAWN" at one point?

[C_U_L8R]

11. Yes, Obama messed up McCain's lawn.

He also drank his milkshake.

[Hekate]

26. You mean that was Obama who did the donuts on McCain's lawn with Joe's muscle car?

[C_U_L8R]

35. And toilet-papered his trees

But I don't know who is responsible for the flaming bag of dog doo on his doorstep.
That may have been Palin.

[Hekate]

36. You know, I think that was Caribou Barbie.

[sheshe2]

10. Way past time for McCranky to retire.

[SouthernDemLinda]

14. Of Mice and Men

... tell me about the rabbits, George.

[maryellen99]

17. Please tell me that pic is real? If so what an idiot nt

[sheshe2]

19. Ha!

No clue, Maryellen, yet I assume it was photo shopped.

We can both agree that he is an idiot!

[Scruffy Rumbler]

25. Yes, real. From the debates when he and Palin were running. nt

[George II]

24. Damn she, I was just about to post that picture!!! Reminder to everyone, it is NOT photoshopped!!!

[ReRe]

12. I have given...

... my family permission to pull the plug on me if I ever get as crazy as John McCain.

[sheshe2]

21. Hahaha...

The Maverick needs to be put out to pasture, pronto!

ReRe~

[ReRe]

39. Seriously...

I could look it up but don't want to... how old is that turkey? Do we all agree that he's about as gone upstairs as Donald Trump and Louie Gomert?

[sheshe2]

40. Lol~

I think John is losing it with old age. Trump and Gormert never had anything upstairs to begin with.

[packman]

18. Noooo - not the Werther’s Originals

Next thing, it'll be the McRib or the Cadbury Crème eggs. Stop this man!!

[niyad]

20. NOT the cadbry creme eggs!!!

oh, wait---hershey now owns cadbury.

never mind!

[kairos12]

22. He's worried his wife's money may not be enough to keep him as Arpaio's best buddy.

[niyad]

23. quite likely

[Uben]

27. Asshole McCain.....

He has the nerve to blame Obama for the Orlando shootings when that bastard has taken more money from the gun lobby than any other politician! Bought and paid for by the NRA.

[niyad]

28. shhhh, don't confuse mcgrumpy with facts.

[Hekate]

29. Grandpa needs a nap, and to have his meds adjusted.

[NWCorona]

30. Werther’s Originals lol!

[Mira]

31. John McCain is senile

and belongs nowhere near a microphone or in the Senate

[maddiemom]

32. Definitely time for McCain to retire.

I used to have a fair amount of admiration for him, even though I never voted for him. If he'd stopped back when he defended President Obama to that ignorant woman at his "Town Hall," he'd be remembered as a "statesman." Now he IS sounding like a cranky, bitter old man.

[geomon666]

33. .

[asjr]

34. I have heard McCain managed to demolish 4 airplanes trying

to get to Vietnam. He managed to get there on the fifth try and stayed there for about 5 years in prison. When he was able to finally get back to the states he ran for a Senate seat because he was a "hero".

[niyad]

38. I understand that the last crash, when he was captured, was an unauthorized mission.

if pappy and grandpappy were not admirals, he would have been tossed out of the military long before.

[malaise]

37. He's a raving lunatic

Time to retire him