Sarah Palin Under Impression Somebody Asked Her Opinion On Orlando Shootings

[niyad]

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Sarah Palin Under Impression Somebody Asked Her Opinion On Orlando Shootings


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Sarah Palin awakened from her slumber Friday morning and felt unsettled. It wasn’t just the rumbling and growling in her bowels, an obvious side effect of the four pounds of moose chili she eated as a midnight snack. It wasn’t just that her sexually abstinent daughter Bristol is actually married now and STILL doesn’t know how babies are made. How many times does Bristol have to get pregnant before Sarah FINALLY remembers to sit down and have The Talk with her?

No, Sarah was angry because she is a gun-fondling dumbass, and Obama is politicizing (!!!!) the murders of 49 people at a gay club in Orlando, by mentioning guns, and also failing to bomb all Muslims straight to hell:
Enough is enough, Mr. President. There’s no “due respect” due you after pulling this stunt.
Oh sweet Jesus. Sarah Palin is calling someone stupid. It’s like the pot calling the kettle a half-term Wasilla meth-grifter.

The “stunt” she is referring to is President Obama traveling to Orlando and, aside from meeting with and consoling survivors and victims’ families, having the audacity to mention that those affected most deeply by the Orlando mass shooting have been begging him to do something, anything, to reduce gun violence in this country. He scolded limp-dick NRA motherfuckers for refusing to even consider that MAYBE it shouldn’t be so easy for any random unhinged asshole to go buy an AR-15. Sarah knows that is wrong, because hey did you hear the shooter was a Muslim?
If the demented Orlando terrorist doesn’t represent all Islamic followers, then why do you insinuate he represents all gun owners?
And why, after any shooting, do you always want to take away firearms from the innocent people who didn’t do it?

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Haha, it is funny because Sarah Palin is actually very anti-woman, and gives no fucks about a woman’s actual right to choose, so instead she appropriates the lingo of actual feminists who actually care about all human beings, and turns it into a bloodlust-y NRA wet dream thing about guns. WHAT A FUNNY LADY SHE IS.

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[PJMcK]

1. I'll never understand Sarah Palin's appeal

There's a lawyer I sometimes golf with who's golf gambles with a friend of mine. This guy is a real Republican asshat and recently, he said that he doesn't care that she's dumb because he still thinks she's "hot." I know that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, (otherwise why would I have been so fortunate!), but this woman is so dumb it's ugly. Her hatefulness, bigotry and stupidity should make her a pariah yet people, like this lawyer, still admire her. We live in a country full of stupidity.

By the way, the lawyer cheats on the course.

[niyad]

2. your entire post is correct. and, sadly, not surprised at your last line!

[Initech]

3. Ooh, more Palin sentence explosions! Pass the butter please!