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BlueStater

(7,596 posts)
Sat Jun 18, 2016, 10:58 PM Jun 2016

Chris Christie will be the orange one's running mate.

That's my latest prediction, based on two factors:

1) Trump is a goddamn disaster, regardless if he actually wins ( ) or not. No Republican with any national ambitions or any sort of potential political future is going to want to attach their names to a racist, sexist, bigoted, ignorant, loudmouthed, egotistical, insane man-child.

2) His running mate would have to be somebody with absolutely no pride left who would actually be willing to play second banana to the biggest douchebag to be nominated by a major political party to the presidency in modern times.

Christie's career is over. His approval ratings in New Jersey are in the toilet. He has nothing left to lose. And he's already demonstrated that he's perfectly willing to let MC Small-Hands make a fool out of him in public.

I think he'll be the one.

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Chris Christie will be the orange one's running mate. (Original Post) BlueStater Jun 2016 OP
Well, he brings nothing really to the ticket TDale313 Jun 2016 #1
Since Christie has already handed Trump his cojones on a platter, The Velveteen Ocelot Jun 2016 #2
Plus there is a clear path to the Presidency when Trump gets impeached. applegrove Jun 2016 #3
Just curious. former9thward Jun 2016 #7
When he insists on deporting 11 million undocumented workers in his first applegrove Jun 2016 #11
Probably, since CHRISTIE has exposing his cravenness shamelessly. UTUSN Jun 2016 #4
Zero chance of that happening oberliner Jun 2016 #5
No, I think Christie is angling for Attorney General gratuitous Jun 2016 #6
Christie doesn't know his way aound D.C.; Donald needs a D C. Insider. nt No Vested Interest Jun 2016 #8
I think Christie will be offered a cabinet position: trusty elf Jun 2016 #9
Trump and Christie Mendocino Jun 2016 #10

TDale313

(7,820 posts)
1. Well, he brings nothing really to the ticket
Sat Jun 18, 2016, 11:02 PM
Jun 2016

It's about as close to saying "my running mate is me" as Trump could probably find. So yeah, you could be right

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,674 posts)
2. Since Christie has already handed Trump his cojones on a platter,
Sat Jun 18, 2016, 11:09 PM
Jun 2016

and has been reduced to fetching burgers from McDonald's for him, he obviously no longer has a shred of self-respect left. In exchange for the publicity (or notoriety) of being on the ticket, Christie will carry Trump's luggage, do his laundry for him and generally act as valet and gofer. "Please, sir, may I have another?" Poor Chris...

applegrove

(118,622 posts)
11. When he insists on deporting 11 million undocumented workers in his first
Sun Jun 19, 2016, 02:52 AM
Jun 2016

year in office and wages start to rise huge, the GOP will be lining up impeach him. When he begins to tear up trade agreements he'll have to go it alone and the GOP will impeach him. He hasn't spent his life going on gut instinct to stop once he is elected. They will not be able to control him. They'd rather have a Trump impeached and lose the next presidential election than be stained by him. The GOP after all carefully crafted wages to fall and keep falling by refusing to Keynesian spend during the great recession. Worked until the boomers started to retire and then wages started to rise again. After all the GOP was only in the wilderness for one election cycle after Nixon resigned.

UTUSN

(70,683 posts)
4. Probably, since CHRISTIE has exposing his cravenness shamelessly.
Sun Jun 19, 2016, 12:48 AM
Jun 2016

&, if we are cursed enough for DRUMPF to actually take power, one of his first acts will be to fire CHRISTIE, just to be able to brag that he said, "You're fired" to a U.S. veep.

gratuitous

(82,849 posts)
6. No, I think Christie is angling for Attorney General
Sun Jun 19, 2016, 01:14 AM
Jun 2016

Not that Gov. Christie is in any danger of being employed in a Trump administration.

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