Lil' Donnie Trump: "I feel like a supermodel, except like times ten. It's true. I'm a supermodel."

[L. Coyote]

[center]

"I feel like a supermodel, except like times ten."

"It's true. I'm a supermodel.

I'm on the cover of these magazines.

I'm on the cover of the biggest magazines."

So, Donald, are you running for Supermodel or President?

[writes3000]

1. Dear God.

[pinboy3niner]

2. A tiny hand supermodel?

[MFM008]

8. love it

[Iliyah]

9. This reminds me of the Mario movie

[malaise]

14. Freaking perfect

[uponit7771]

15. +1

[Warpy]

3. he's running for Emperor.

I suppose we should be grateful he's not running for Pope, like most Republicans in recent years.

I'd love to see what that pudgy old man with too much makeup sees in his mirror, because I'm missing it entirely.

[Monk06]

4. Checkout the mouth breathers behind him Those are the people voting for him all smug white people

[pinboy3niner]

5. Only because his African Americans are busy serving the crowd

[Warpy]

10. Yeah, they do appear to be uncommonly pleased with themselves

Stupid people do seem to be smug a lot.

Let's just hope there are enough white people who see through him and hate his guts to make sure he never gets close to the presidency.

[retread]

19. Here's one explanation.

[L. Coyote]

20. Watch closely, they are laughing at him, not with him.

And the one in sunglasses is fast asleep, no reactions at all.

[tblue37]

6. HAHAHAHAHA! He actually said, "It's not about me." Yeah, right. nt

[GaYellowDawg]

7. What a turd.

Seriously. What a complete turd.

[Aerows]

11. Is he on drugs?

Or maybe he should be on drugs?

[L. Coyote]

23. Yeah, the wrong ones. He needs dementia medicine for the creeping Alzheimer's.

The cocaine makes him too garrulous.

[klook]

12. I'm on the cover of all the magazines - all of 'em

"I don't even have time to read 'em -- I'd never get any work done." Ha! As if this jerk wad has ever done a day's work in his life!

Reminds me of another great Republican supermodel:

[gratuitous]

18. "I don't even have time to read 'em"?

Did Trump really say that? Because it's curious how he has a near encyclopedic recall of every slight, real or imagined, that any magazine has ever published about him. He's still fuming about Spy dubbing him the short-fingered vulgarian.

[L. Coyote]

21. He has to say that because they are all negative, they call him an ignoramus.

[kairos12]

13. You can't even parody that. It's already done.

[L. Coyote]

22. He hired some writers from the Onion.

But forgot to ask where they used to work ...

[sufrommich]

16. The ego that ate the Republican party.

Carry on,Donald,you're doing great.

[marble falls]

17. I didn't realize a child's mitten hand model could even be a super-model.

[backscatter712]

24. Supermodel? If I saw him naked or in a swimsuit, I'd claw my own eyes out! n/t