Trump if he existed in Middle Earth

[Blue_Adept]

Writer Gail Simone kicked off a bit of fun this morning with Trump on her Twitter timeline, a place where she mocks him regularly, as she's now placed him within the Lord of the Rings context.

GAIL SIMONE ?@GailSimone 10m10 minutes ago
Orcs like Trump's pro-trebuchet rhetoric but even the Uruk-Hai feel his comments on Wood Elves are 'a little racist.'

Then it began spreading...

GAIL SIMONE Retweeted
Scott Springer ?@scott_springer 1m1 minute ago
@GailSimone "I will build a wall around The Shire, and the hobbits will pay for it. Make Mordor Great Again." - LOTR Trump.

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Ned Hartley ?@NedHartley 1m1 minute ago
@GailSimone "I prefer hobbits that don't get captured."

GAIL SIMONE ?@GailSimone 51s51 seconds ago
"All I'm saying is we kick all the Rangers out until we figure out what's going on."
--LOTR Trump

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Thane Of Groans ?@ThaneOfGroans 2m2 minutes ago
@GailSimone "I know towers, and you see Orthanc and Barad-Dur were built by haters. There's ONE tower, and that's Trump Tower"

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Phil! ?@AlsoNamedPhil 2m2 minutes ago
@GailSimone "These eagles, let me tell you about these eagles. These eagles won't carry our rings. I will make them carry our rings!"

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Ken Simon ?@KenSimonSays 3m3 minutes ago Manhattan, NY
@KarakDamnaz @GailSimone "Obama's weak on Sauron. I know how to deal w/ Sauron. He's a big eye, you just need a big stick! I know sticks!"

GAIL SIMONE ?@GailSimone 2m2 minutes ago
"I'm just saying that if she wasn't my daughter, we could have had a really hot goblin/elf thing. She's got a fantastic body."
--Lotr Trump

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Scott Springer ?@scott_springer 5m5 minutes ago
@GailSimone "Galadriel isn't that attractive. She's... I wouldn't vote her Miss Middle-Earth, that's all I'm saying" - Donald Trump

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(((SnyderMan))) ?@KarakDamnaz 8m8 minutes ago
@GailSimone "Saruman? I don't recall who that is..." - Trump 2016

"Down with that wizard, Saruman!" - Trump 2010

Scott Springer @scott_springer
@GailSimone "I will build a wall around The Shire, and the hobbits will pay for it. Make Mordor Great Again." - LOTR Trump.

Jeeves the Bun! @JeevesBun
@GailSimone "I love the Elvenfolk! Trump Towers make the best chilli cheese Lembas ever!"

Thane Of Groans @ThaneOfGroans
@GailSimone "I don't know anything about the Nazgul. You say the Nazgul support me and I don't know anything about that" -LOTR Trump

GAIL SIMONE @GailSimone
"You say take the ring to Mount Doom and throw it in. I say, what about making Mount Doom a glamorous casino destination?"

_-LOTR Trump

Scott Springer @scott_springer
@KarakDamnaz @GailSimone "they're sending us their burglars, their Bagginses... and some, I assume, are good hobbits" - LOTR Trump

[Blue_Adept]

1. The additions keep rolling in

Jared Schincariol @SomeJared
@GailSimone "Look, everyone knows I've got the best Precious. It's tremendous, my Precious." #LOTRTrump

Adam @AdamMcDee
@GailSimone "Look at my Hobbit over here!"

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Julian Fong @levork
@GailSimone "If Aragorn can't satisfy that elf Arwen what makes him think he can satisfy Middle Earth?" #lotrTrump

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☾✭☽BoosterGold☾✭☽ @BoosterKord
@GailSimone When I say "You shall not pass" no one is going to pass. Why? Because I'm a great negotiator. The best, really. - Wormtrump

[yardwork]

3. Wormtrump! That's the best.

[Blue_Adept]

4. It says so much with so little!

[yardwork]

5. Trump really us Wormtongue. Just a weak slithering mouth.

[Ilsa]

2. Kick & Rec Where's my nerd smiley?