"Don't look behind the curtain. Or under the rug." . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!

[skip fox]

Donald ("I buy only designer colostomy bags&quot Trump is thinking: "Those so-called pundits are fools. . . . My campaign is not poor, . . . not really. . . . I can raise a ton of cash overnight. . . . I just gotta get Satan to re-mortgage my soul. . . . Bet I can make a great deal."


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Above CAPTION based on the cash-strapped campaign of Trump 6.21.16 as noted by Huffington Post:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-fundraising_us_5768a417e4b0853f8bf1fdb0

[Johonny]

1. I'm building myself a Man Fort-Paul Manafort to be exact.

Circle the wagons everyone into the man fort.

[skip fox]

2. Donald is thinking:

"I got them just where I want them. . . They think I'm going down the tubes, but I know better. . . . It's only because I don't poll well. . . . The left-wing press makes people ashamed to say they're going to vote for me, so they lie to the pollsters. . . . Tens of millions of people are on my side. . . . I can feel it. . . . Nothing can stop me. . . . Nothing. . . . This is going to be a landslide!!!"

[flamingdem]

3. I'm a Con Man, yes I aaammm

Sung to "I'm a Soul Man"