"Pastor prays with Trump at First Christian Church in Iowa last January." We need a better caption.

[Miles Archer]

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A pastor prays with Donald Trump at First Christian Church in Iowa last January. Jae C. Hong/AP

http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/06/trump-has-closed-door-meeting-1000-evangelicals

[JonathanRackham]

1. "Donald, get your hand off my wallet."

[skip fox]

2. Trump is thinking

"Jesus! . . . This guy is a wet mop. . . . Yeah, yeah, yeah. . . Yada, dada, do. . . 'Blood of lamb' and on and on and on. . . . I wish he'd shut up so I can tell him how sincerely I believe in Christ and then get f*ck out of here. . . . Jesus! "

[underpants]

3. Ughthis us worse than the Taco Bowl or the McDonalds. I actually had to touch this one.

[underpants]

4. Yes you poor loser bow to me for I am rich

[Javaman]

5. "How much longer are you going to touch me?" nt

[malaise]

6. Don the Con and the snake-oil salesman

Let us PREY!

[sorefeet]

7. His wife is thinking

I will be glad when this fiasco is over and he finally loses, so I can divorce this phony, lying, hypocrite, limp dick muther fucker and take him for all I can. She knows it is just a matter of time, all she needs is patience.

[Skittles]

9. she is creepy

[Monk06]

8. While you're down there how bout a happy finish?

[milestogo]

10. Demons of narcissism be gone!

[Gabi Hayes]

11. ''see that hot chick behind me? $50 for five minutes. she's treMENdous! cleanest

intimate areas in the world. the best hygiene! yuuuuggge aureolas....Eisenhower dollars!