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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsWow!!! Stephen!!! Don't hold back - tell us what you really think!!!!!
From Daily Kos: Stephen Colbert takes the gloves off:
Hey Senate! My dog accomplished more than you this week, when it rolled over and licked its nuts!
Hey Senate! Ive seen bugs trapped in amber move faster than you!
Hey! You guys think a Terrorists Watch List is when you put Homeland on your Netflix queue!
Hey! You might as well ask the gun lobby to check for a hernia as long as theyve got your balls in their hands!
Senate! You couldnt pass a bill if it was coasted in Ex-Lax. But if you ever did pass a bill it would say Be it resolved: No kissing and the NRA should just leave the money on the dresser!
Senate! You accomplished so little that Kylie Jenner wants to now what the hell you do for a living!
Senate! you got more old white men lying around than a Life Alert ad!
You are so divided, you couldnt come together if you had 30 hours and a reach-around from Sting!
Youre like a grandpa after an all starch dinner. You cannot get sh*t done!
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Wow!!! Stephen!!! Don't hold back - tell us what you really think!!!!! (Original Post)
LongTomH
Jun 2016
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Colbert knocks it out of the park yet again. Get thee to the Greatest Page. K&R nt
Electric Monk
Jun 2016
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Electric Monk
(13,869 posts)1. Colbert knocks it out of the park yet again. Get thee to the Greatest Page. K&R nt
LiberalFighter
(50,783 posts)2. I only got to see part of his broadcast because the local weatherman
thought he needed over 30 minutes to cover the severe weather.
amuse bouche
(3,657 posts)3. Thank You Stephen
Surya Gayatri
(15,445 posts)4. Here's the video. Much funnier to see his whole act.
LongTomH
(8,636 posts)5. Thanks!
lunatica
(53,410 posts)6. Thanks!
He's the only celebrity on earth who can get away with this. And the pinheads probably still think he's one of them.
LiberalLovinLug
(14,164 posts)7. K & R