BREAKING: The British Isles are being towed to the middle of The Pond...

[cherokeeprogressive]

Word is they'll be sunk just south of The Azores. Every compassionate person who voted to STAY will be given a life vest and a strobe light.

Every bigot who voted to leave will be given cement shoes.

[NuclearDem]

1. ...

(Yes, I know it's fake, it's still funny)

[cherokeeprogressive]

2. Nothing is "funny" when we're facing the end of life as we know it.

Everyone knows that.

[NuclearDem]

3. Been watching open mic night at German comedy clubs again?

[merrily]

4. And, pray tell, when are NOT?

[Beacool]

7. Actually, Spain gets a ton of British tourists.

It would be funny if they decided to bar them from their beaches.

[HuckleB]

10. Spain should just add some extra taxes on 'em.

The Brits are too addicted to Spain and Portugal not to pay up.

[Stallion]

5. That's One Cruise I'm Glad I'm Not On

[cherokeeprogressive]

6. Well if you voted STAY you're one of the "good people" so it wouldn't matter.

If you WERE one of the "good people" you'd be guaranteed safe passage back to Europe, a home, and a job if you chose to work.

[InAbLuEsTaTe]

8. Here here... fuck those tRump wannabes. Count on Obama & Hillary to give the Brits their just desserts!!

[Odin2005]

9. LOL!

[SMC22307]

11. Will I still be able to get Cadbury Dairy Milk Bars and Masterpiece Mystery?

And most importantly, who's gonna play James Bond?!

[cherokeeprogressive]

12. No. Hershey and Murder She Wrote.

Oh yeah, and the new James Bond will be

Matt Damon as Jason Bourne.

[niyad]

13. cadbury is owned by nestle.

[SMC22307]

14. No, it's not.

It's owned by Mondelēz International and headquartered in Uxbridge.