Scots rail into Trump. I am learning all new curse words. Go Scotland

[Feeling the Bern]

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https://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/i-am-learning-so-much-cool-slang?utm_term=.gi9XJX6GY#.ysxqYqO1M

When the Scots curse, they don't screw around.

[Marie Marie]

1. Those were great...

[lapfog_1]

2. Weasleheaded fucknugget

that's my favorite

more G rated is "Weapons-grade plum"

[Aerows]

5. Bloviating

flesh bag wasn't bad, either.

[Retrograde]

10. Bloviate and its derivatives

are among my favorite words, and essential for anyone discussing politics!

[Aerows]

14. Mine too

The word itself is nearly an onomatopoeia.

[ailsagirl]

26. Someone on DU said this-- I'm not sure who, but I wrote it down

"drumpf is a cheesy sack of toxic crap that is pumped up with orange dye and hot air, and is sold
to ignorant masses with no taste"

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

3. Oh you had me at "cocksplat"......

[Aerows]

8. "Mangled apricot hellbeast" n/t - it speaks for itself

[Aerows]

4. I'm pretty partial

to fucktrumpet.

[2theleft]

16. “Toupéd fucktrumpet”

That was my fave!

[Aerows]

17. Icing on the fucktrumpet cake

[Stinky The Clown]

6. Those are hilarious!

[TDale313]

7. Lots of great insults...

I kinda loved weapons grade plum for some reason.

[3catwoman3]

22. Any idea...

...what it might mean?

[CBHagman]

9. I've always been fond of the Scots...

...and they are performing like the champs they are just now.

[47of74]

11. Cocksplat, Toupéd fucktrumpet,Weasleheaded fucknugget, Gobshite

I am filing ALL of these away for future use.

[ananda]

12. "weaselheaded fucknugget"

still laughing at that one

[spanone]

13. brilliant!

?no-auto

[calimary]

15. Spoon!

OMG!?!

You spoon! ??!!



For some reason that one just struck me as ridiculously funny!

[muntrv]

18. Touped fucktrumpet is my fave!

[rug]

19. “Mangled apricot hellbeast”

[tandot]

21. That is my favorite one

But they are all hilarious

[Hekate]

20. Saw the ones safe for TV on Rachel. Laughed and laughed.

Thank you Scotland!

[3catwoman3]

23. In 2005, we spent 10 days in and around Edinburgh, on a...

...soccer trip with our sons. The kids on the trip ranged from 11-15. they were all quite impressed with the frequency of "the F word" in everyday conversation. On one 30 minute bus ride, we started counting, and were up to 150 by the time we reached our destination.

It was pronounced "fook" (as in 'spook') and somehow didn't seem quite so potent with the different pronunciation.

Trump is a fooking eejit, no doubt about it.

[yellowcanine]

24. “Clueless numpty” Heh. Don't know what it means but I am using it.

[tosh]

25. Yeah, but...

"Delete your golf course."

[Paka]

27. Proud to be a Scot when I read this.

[ReRe]

28. "Eejit"

... that was my favorite. Short, to the point and accurate!

If Eejit had half a brain, he would be dangerous.

[raven mad]

29. I. Am. I. Awe....................

Rock ON, Scotland!!

[smirkymonkey]

30. Bwahahahah!

[Rex]

31. I learned a lot of new insults today! Thank you!

[malaise]

32. Hilarious

[SMC22307]

33. "Scotland: We hated that tiny-handed fuckstick before it was cool."

[Feeling the Bern]

34. New York: We knew what a rectal wart having shitgibbon he was before everyone else did."

hehe

[SMC22307]

35. Seriously, I couldn't stand that MFer back to the Ivana and Central Park Five days.

Late '80s, early '90s?

God, how depressing that he's now the presumptive Republican nominee for Prez of the good ol' U S of A.

[Skittles]

36. angry Scots are nothing to fool with

no INDEED