A DONALD TRUMP PRESS CONFERENCE, 2017

[TeamPooka]

Fade in:
The Special News Bulletin graphic appears on the TV screen. The picture cuts to the NEWS ANCHOR behind the desk.

NEWS ANCHOR
The latest news from Europe has global stock markets crashing worldwide. The Dow Jones has dropped 500 points at the opening bell and trading has been halted in all American markets. As the world panics President Donald Trump will be addressing the nation momentarily.

Camera cuts to the White House and an empty podium.
Hail to the Chief begins to play as President Trump approaches the podium. Trump reaches the podium and the music stops.

TRUMP
My fellow Americans, don't worry about me, I'm very rich. I'll be fine.

Hail to the Chief plays again as Trump walks away from the podium.

NEWS ANCHOR
This has been a special news bulletin. Now back to your regularly scheduled programming.

Fade Out.

[Peacetrain]

1. Yep.. you can almost see it can't ya?

[TeamPooka]

2. I sure can. nt

[In_The_Wind]

3. Scary stuff!

[TeamPooka]

4. very