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Sat Jun 25, 2016, 09:03 PM

“TREXIT.” “TREXIT.” “TREXIT.” “TREXIT.” “TREXIT.” “TREXIT.”

America, Let’s Discuss ‘Trexit’: Donald Trump Exiting The U.S. It’s time.

Andy McDonald
Comedy Writer / Editor, The Huffington Post


On Thursday, the people of the U.K. voted to break away from the European Union. The referendum “Brexit,” or Britain’s exit, threw the world’s financial markets into a frenzy and created more questions about the future of the region.

America, it’s time to talk about another exit, one right at our doorstep. I’m speaking, of course, about Donald Trump exiting the U.S. permanently. Yes. I’m talking about ...

“TREXIT.”


Fellow concerned citizens, for our own well-being, let’s enact “Trexit,” and democratically Febreeze the smell of tanner and toupee out of America’s couch cushions for good.

Now, in the beginning, we may see some side effects. For instance, the national buffoon index will take a sharp dive.

Who in the public eye will we make fun of on a daily basis? Who will be our litmus test for identifying friends who should be driven out into the middle of nowhere and left for dead?

This confusion is to be expected and, if I’ve learned anything from working in this business, the market will adjust and new buffoons will spring up.

A second side affect from “Trexit” will be the influx of immigration to the United States, and the rise in diversity of our local cultures. *GASP*

Once they see that Donald Trump has exited the United States, humans from all over the world will flock here, no longer concerned with the extreme anti-immigration views held by him and his supporters.

So, given these diamond-hard and indisputable facts, it’s clear that we should embrace “Trexit.” Let’s cleanse our collective palate of this walking, talking Orange Julius nightmare.







http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/america-lets-please-discuss-trexit-donald-trump-exiting-the-us_us_576d7be0e4b0f16832397829

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Reply “TREXIT.” “TREXIT.” “TREXIT.” “TREXIT.” “TREXIT.” “TREXIT.” (Original post)
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Response to SummerSnow (Original post)

Sat Jun 25, 2016, 09:06 PM

1. hahahaha

 

love the middle finger graph.

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Response to SummerSnow (Original post)

Sat Jun 25, 2016, 09:20 PM

2. That middle finger graph rules!

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Response to SummerSnow (Original post)

Sat Jun 25, 2016, 09:22 PM

3. Bwahahahaha!

National Buffoon Index

Middle finger graph

Warning: put your drink down before reading.

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Response to SummerSnow (Original post)

Sat Jun 25, 2016, 10:49 PM

4. What nation's ass would he become an erupting boil on after he left the USA?

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Response to SummerSnow (Original post)

Sat Jun 25, 2016, 11:56 PM

5. Excellent!

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Response to SummerSnow (Original post)

Sun Jun 26, 2016, 02:02 AM

6. 😂😂😂 oh my gosh, that graph giving the bird made me lol!!

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Response to SummerSnow (Original post)

Sun Jun 26, 2016, 12:13 PM

7. Bwaahaaaaa! K & R

 

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Sun Jun 26, 2016, 12:19 PM

8. Hahaha

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Response to SummerSnow (Original post)

Sun Jun 26, 2016, 12:23 PM

9. The Trexit would wind up costing the GOP the House and the Whitehouse

Yes, the Lone Star State is likely to tip toward a blue Presidential vote in the next election or so, but gerrymandering ensures that Republicans will hang onto their Representatives in the House.

The only way the GOP would allow Texas to secede would be if they can enable Texans to vote in Congressional elections but not in Presidential races.


Still, the article is funny!

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Response to SummerSnow (Original post)

Sun Jun 26, 2016, 01:16 PM

10. Obvious follow on: We'll need to build a wall - and make him pay for it!

 

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