Nigel Farage has spent hours trying to put his penis in his own asshole.

[NuclearDem]

[WheelWalker]

1. There are times when I feel fortunate that I can't see pictures in my mind.

It often disadvantages me, but not always.

[Tal Vez]

2. Well, I want to watch Farage, et al. explain to people why it's a good thing

that ordinary folks are going to have to pay 13% more for imported goods. That penalty begins immediately.

[LuvNewcastle]

3. Well good luck, Nigel!

[jberryhill]

4. Kinda surprised I never saw a picture of that on the Internet

Is that a thing?

[muriel_volestrangler]

5. And he has now succeeded, judging by how smug he is

Watch, if you can bear it:

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/06/28/483857209/watch-brexiteer-nigel-farage-to-eu-youre-not-laughing-now-are-you

He, a former commodities broker, tries to scold others for not having a proper job before getting elected.