OMFG....Freepers defend man hitting his wife for taking "Lord's name in Vain"

[Sheepshank]

RW nut baggery at it's worst. These are the zealots that are not happy until we ALL live under THEIR VERSION OF THEOCRACY. It's no wonder so many of them were having wet dreams over Santorum.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2894106/posts

Man Smacks Wife "Upside The Head" After She Uses Lord's Name In Vain During Argument

What was he supposed to do? Let her take the Lord’s name in vain in his own house?

I say smack the devil out of her.

So throwing him in jail solves the problem? He's a fundamental Christian upset at taking the Lord's name in vain (one of the ten commandment, I believe). How can you defend a person who verbally attacks the religious beliefs of another in his own home?

Is not her assault upon his eardrums a crime too? Her’s was the first action, his a reaction and he’s in jail for battery. How about we split the difference and send her to jail too for assault? That would seem fair to me, as both were breaking the law.

But I don't like zero tolerance and the insanity that goes along with jailing people in this day and age. No marks on her. Look, if she had bruises or lacerations, sure, send the puke to jail. In this case, the legal systems should be able to determine that the wife assaulted the man's faith and his eardrums, he reacted poorly. To me, she's as guily as the husband, maybe more so because she started it with her illegal assault.

Now there have been some responses trying to set these idiots straight, but the fact that they are arguing their case full bore almost makes me weep for the women in their lives....and this nation. it's no wonder we found threads there calling to revoke the vote of women, and their stupidity in voting their own minds rather than 'enhancing' the votes of the husbands. Frankly, it's no wonder so many on the right simply don't see a war on women.

[NYC_SKP]

1. Jesus Christ! God, what fucking assholes.

Fucking stupid asses, every one of them.

[TheWraith]

70. Oh, that's hardly the worst thing I've seen them do.

Hell, that's practically mild for them. I once saw them defending the lynching of Emmet Till.

[RKP5637]

2. I'll never understand why women marry creeps like this. Better to live

life single than to put up with crap like this.

[appleannie1]

13. It's because they have been raised like that and think beating a woman is normal behavior.

[RKP5637]

16. It's horrible, absolutely horrible. What brainwashing. n/t

[quinnox]

3. lol

I have to wonder what they will come up with next, these freepers are giving even prehistoric caveman a bad name!

"Oh God! How many times do I have to tell you to call me when you are going to be late, honey"

"Come here, woman! *Smack* That'll teach you to not take the lords name in vain! Now, go pray on your knees to JESUS and ask for forgiveness."

[polmaven]

33. LOL??????

Really??? You find this to be funny??? Really?

Not a single word in that OP was anything to laugh at.

[quinnox]

37. yup, because it is so outrageous and

whacked out that freepers are defending this, it is funny. I explained it by saying these freepers are giving even a caveman a bad name. It sounds like you don't get satiric or ironic humor.

[polmaven]

43. There is, IMO,

absolutely NO humor, of any ilk, in an assault on women, or in assault on anybody considered, as in this case, to be "inferior". There is nothing funny, in any way, about any part of it.

[quinnox]

44. you are living up to your sig line

Can I get you to crack a smile at my quip on this, at least.

[polmaven]

55. Well, now.....yes!

I did smile on that quip......!

[NickB79]

53. There is no humor in the act of hitting his wife. There is humor in the stupidity of the Freepers

That are trying to defend his actions.

[polmaven]

54. No...I disagree.

The fact that those morAns actually defend him suggests that they, too, would do the same thing. I will say again that there is absolutely no humor of any ilk in this story.

[GodlessBiker]

4. Hey, if this guy's assault upon my eardrums is a crime, he should do life.

[alcibiades_mystery]

14. His written attacks on my deeply held belief that violence against women is warrant

for strict domestic battery laws is an assault on my eyeballs.

[The Doctor.]

59. You should probably stand your ground.

Just sayin'.

[wingzeroday]

5. well

I would say "successful troll is successful" but it's FR. Not only FR but the newer and crazier FR.
Not to mention the sign up date is 98 for that dude.

Ugly.

[pacalo]

6. They don't realize it, but they use God's name in vain all the time when they insert his name into

their politics of hatred & intolerance.

[RKP5637]

17. Yep, that sums it up well!!! n/t

[bongbong]

42. Forgot

The cartoonist forgot the mullet.

[HockeyMom]

7. How many women did Jesus abuse?

Bring him up on assault charges. get the HELL out of there, and divorce him.

[Zanzoobar]

50. Maybe a couple or three.

When he was tipping over those tables in the temple there may have been some kids around.

I'll be he broke a little kid'd collar bone.

[sufrommich]

8. One guy comes close to almost understanding the

close resemblance between radical Islam and fundemental Christians and then it goes whoosh, right over his head:

To: Arm_Bears
He should have simply said that she had used Allah’s name in vain. Why, men would be lined up on his doorstep to smack her upside her head.



9 posted on Monday, June 11, 2012 4:08:49 PM by Pilgrim's Progress (http://www.baptistbiblebelievers.com/BYTOPICS/tabid/335/Default.aspx)
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[Hissyspit]

9. That's not really what "taking the Lord's name in vain" means, anyway.

Last edited Mon Jun 11, 2012, 09:38 PM - Edit history (1)

Idiots.

[ThoughtCriminal]

38. "God is on OUR side!"

God wants us to bomb the crap out of those heathens!
God hates ____!
God wants ____ to be President!
God wants me to have this car!

[Hissyspit]

46. Yup.

[Zanzoobar]

51. I would disagree with that.

Invoking the creator's name for the sake of one's own vanity in any regard, including the colloquial, "goddamit", for anything less than whirled peas is a serious injury, a la Rainman.

But, what do I know? Fuck God.

[appleannie1]

10. They also believe in beating their kids and animals. It makes them 'big manly men' doncha know.

[RKP5637]

18. Big manly men with little dick minds! n/t

[msongs]

11. their bible authorizes treatment that is FAR worse nt

[LuvNewcastle]

15. Good point.

The Bible probably calls for a stoning in that case.

[RKP5637]

20. Frankly, the bible contains a lot of evil shit much of it written by a bunch of loons. n/t

[awoke_in_2003]

25. and yet so many people...

consider it the holy scripture.

[wingzeroday]

12. ah

Now Humbleg is making friends on that thread lol.

[Initech]

19. WTF is wrong with these douchebags? They're honestly no better than the Taliban.

[Kingofalldems]

21. Hick

And probably still fighting the Civil War.

[trixie]

22. You have to let it go

Leave Freeperland completely. I did, it set me free.

[The Doctor.]

60. ? Really.

We go there not because we like to sludge through the filth, but because trolling isn't a one-way street. The difference is our people are scary good at it. Not just because we're better actors/impressionists, but also because the RW mind is a caricature of itself. It's so much easier for us to act like mindless, mouth-breathing wingnuts, while very few of them can actually wrap their heads around the nuanced positions of most liberals. They're much easier for us to sniff out here than the time they have of figuring out which ignorant knuckle-dragger there is legit or a parody of themselves.

[Smilo]

23. I guess she should consider herself lucky.......

he probably wanted to stone her.

Stupid moronic faux-Christians. If they truly want a theocracy they should gather everyone up and move to Florida or Texas and then secede. We can even make it fast-track.

[Gman]

24. Well then I guess stoning her to death would be acceptable to

under the right circumstances, of course. Or maybe even a public beheading.

[awoke_in_2003]

26. only if you say...

"that piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah"


Great, now I am going to have "Jehovah, Jehovah, Jehovah" running through my head tonight.

http://m.

Edited to include link

[Faygo Kid]

27. He looks like a stupid drunk. Way older than his 59 years.

Of course the FReepers approve. Violence is their solution to everything, including a black Muslim president born in Kenya.

[SunSeeker]

28. If there is a hell, it's full of people like that bagger.

Kinda makes me feel sorry for the devil.

[kestrel91316]

29. THIS is why I would never consider rekindling my serious relationship with the former

BF from over 25 years ago who last year friended me on FB. He's gone religious fundie, and is separated (but not divorced of course), and wants to date. Well, dating is fine, but I don't get intimately involved with MARRIED men or FUNDIES or REPUBLICANS (he's all 3).

I don't think he would ever be violent, but I just don't have quite the level of trust that it could never happen.......he can be my friend and we can go to museums and have lunch, but nothing serious.

[awoke_in_2003]

36. Don't even date...

it isn't worth the frustration- you know he is going to say something extremely stupid. People like that can't help it.

[Canuckistanian]

48. Danger, Will Robinson

Stay away from this nutcase. You'll regret ANY attention paid to him.

[kestrel91316]

49. He's not a nutcase, lol. We get along as friends. To his credit,

he nixed recent plans to study to become a minister - he admits he's just too old and tired.

He's 55, like me. But he looks 65-70 and has medical problems to match (but has great medical insurance because of his JOB WORKING FOR THE COUNTY, lol). Heck, that alone would be enough to turn me off romantically even if he were somewhat more liberal and not so religious!

[glowing]

30. Back in the day at my church.. We were taught that taking the Lord's name in vain

wasn't so much about blurting out "Jesus Christ" when you hit your thumb with a hammer instead of it hitting the nail.... It was about calling one's self a "Godly person, and doing and living one's life the opposite of a faithful servant... Smacking one's wife would be the actual sin in God's eyes, not the expletive!!!

Reason why, is how does one go around calling themselves a servant of God, faithful or what not, if they act in the opposite manner in which the word of God speaks to.... AND if one is a "Christian" the second 1/2 of the bible is the more important one because it is Jesus who commands one another to love each other as brother's and sister's; its Jesus who says the meek shall inherit the world, it is Jesus who says the palaces in heaven are greater for those faithful spirit, and it is those who have the most abundance who are supposed to give the most....or have essential damnation later on in life.

Anyway, this man is not a "Christian" by any sense of the meaning at all.

[Quixote1818]

31. To be fair there are a lot of good responses over there

which give me some hope.

[Politicalboi]

32. What happened to

Freedom of speech with these assholes. A city in Massachusetts is trying to fine people for profanities. I guess free speech is only what you want to hear with some. I bet these same assholes thought it was free speech for that nut to hang an effigy of Obama in his yard. But using the lords name in vain is a crime?

I so much want to move if Rmoney steals this. I don't have any money, but maybe there's a country that will have sympathy. The stupid is getting thicker these days.

[Doremus]

34. I wish we'd quit linking to that site. It's like giving them a SEO gift. n/t

[MineralMan]

35. God Damn Them to Hell!

Of course I don't believe that any deities exist, but that should piss them off.

[Madmiddle]

39. I was raised in a Catholic household

but I would never hit my wife. Never. My father on the otherhand would. I can tell you that as big as he was I would not tolerate it, not when I was around. Hit a woman in my book makes you a criminal and a pussy.

[PassingFair]

45. Sounds like you will have a LOT of issues and hurdles to overcome.

You scold the guy for hitting a woman, then you call him
"a pussy" as if women's genitals are the lowest of the low.

Hope you work things out.

I really do.

[Fawke Em]

62. And what's really ironic is that

female genitals are MUCH tougher than male genitals.

[SoutherDem]

40. I know a few fundamentals who would do just that.

My question is since I am an Atheist, can I hit the next Christian who comes in my yard and offends my scientific beliefs?

[southernyankeebelle]

41. I promise you if my husband ever hit me that would be the last time. I have a brother

and cousins who would give him a home visit. Then I would move out and take my things with me and dare the prick to tell me no. I am not a violent person but I will tell you my Italian cousins and brother would make sure he would never ever hit me again. Divorce first thing. I don't believe in a man hitting a woman.

[backscatter712]

47. Delicious Zombie Jesus on a hood ornament!

It's amazing how batshit people get when somebody insults the Imaginary Sky-Daddy!

[hifiguy]

52. Blasphemy is a victimless crime.

[Blue Owl]

56. Dude, the Old Testament is so *now*

[Ohio Joe]

57. "it's no wonder so many on the right simply don't see a war on women"

This is exactly the problem... They do not deny any of the things they are doing to control women... They see it as the lords will, so it must be fine. Crazy ass fundy repugs want to drag us back to the dark ages and are proud of it.

[Kablooie]

58. There have been divorces based on coveting thy neighbor's ass.

[siligut]

61. He hit her because he couldn't win with words

He hit her because he was mad, he is just using what he considers to be an honorable excuse for doing what he knows is ignoble.

That the freepers are defending it, it is what I would expect from them.

[Sheepshank]

63. *this*

[leftyohiolib]

64. when you hear someone take the lord's name in vain think to yourself, who would jesus hit?

just forget that golden rule thing

[sadge-virgo]

65. Getting distracted

while America burns...

[WI_DEM]

66. "his own house" as if it's not her house too--of course it isn't to these nuts

[Taverner]

67. I guess that means I can punch any Christian who says "Jesus" in my presence

[Fantastic Anarchist]

68. That has got to be satire.

If not, Lord help us.

[WingDinger]

69. And we cluck cluck at honor killings.

[sarcasmo]

71. Religion is becoming more and more idiotic by the day.

[PatrynXX]

72. lol.

hello my dad does it all the time. he's a member of the tea party. can I smack him upside the head... yawn

thats to say if a tea part yells Jesus Fucking Christ just fine but if his wife does it. she's dead.