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[Skittles]

1. LOL

the delusion, the DRAMA!

[shenmue]

2. Their tears are delicious

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

3. And right under it, fittingly, more RimJob begging

Lol

[Zambero]

4. Where is Republican Jeezus these days?

He probably figures that if they were dumb enough to have boarded the Titanic, they deserve whatever fate awaits them.

[JNelson6563]

5. The epitome of batshit crazy.

[TransitJohn]

6. Freudian slip

"Demonetization of our Judeo/Christian founding..."
Stopped reading after that. Maybe the poster is trolling them?
Which law is it that says that extreme fundamentalism os indistinguishable from parody?

[mia]

7. It's a call out to the fundamentalists to save the party from doom.

Reads like satire, but end time believers buy right into it.

[tblue37]

9. Poe's Law. nt

[muriel_volestrangler]

14. It's real - ironically, they wrote 90% of it in 2012

See https://web.archive.org/web/20121011071536/http://www.theignorantfishermen.com/2012/07/birth-of-new-nation-this-4th-of-july.html

They've added that first paragraph and a link or 2 since, but their "the end is nigh - the godless secularists have infiltrated everywhere" lament is literally what they say every year. That the USA has got along reasonably well in the 4 years since (better than it did from 2001-2009, for instance) hasn't stopped them claiming it all this time. And the freepers haven't worked that out, of course. Here's a relevant video:

[MFM008]

8. awww looked around Freeperville

how precious

is their malcontent.

Hilarious scorn.

I laugh.


trying haiku.....

[mia]

10. Like it! Here's a post fom the other side that reads like a poem.

What’s this? More apathy? Just giving up? Those who merely trust in the Lord generally end up in slavery or graveyards.

[TeamPooka]

13. a little haiku perhaps?

Those who merely trust
in the Lord generally
end in slavery

[Lance Bass esquire]

11. My favorite was the the guy who wrote the poem

That he reads out loud over a Pat Metheny jazz song.
Definitely not someone you would want to have a beer with.

Everything over on the FRight is God almighty this..we love America that...wrap themselves in the flag and a bible and preach hate.

Crazy mutter fawkers

[Liberal_in_LA]

12. Lol

[Buns_of_Fire]

15. All that Sturm und Drang, and no mention of our Precious Bodily Fluids. Tsk. nt

[LeftofObama]

16. I love this sentence in the 3rd paragraph...

"Then...the doctor purposely prescribes the wrong medications and as a result of this doctor's diabolical deed our love one is now placed in a comma and is in a greater state of emergency than the first."



I'll never be able to read another sentence without looking for the loved one of a freeper somewhere in it.

[pinboy3niner]

18. It still beats being placed in a semicolon

But I agree, reading will be much sadder seeing the evidence of these freepers' lives punctuated by the diabolical deeds of dastardly Dem doctors.

"Oh, the humanity!"

[LeftofObama]

22. There was a period of time when the freepers were sentenced to the colon,

but they would escape after 2 or 3 days. I'm sure you heard about it, it was splattered all over the news.

[Thor_MN]

24. All the freepers have their heads in a colon, to some degree or another.

[Squinch]

17. Ah. A "darkened America" (wink wink) rant. All about Obama and backed up by

talk of the awful Somalis they see in Walmart.

The disturbing thing is that many of these troglodites are right here, trolling among us. I bet I could name three.

[Surya Gayatri]

21. Yup, a "darkened America" has zip to do with overcast skies or defective light bulbs...LOL!

More to do with the melanin content of their new neighbors and fellow citizens.

[Ilsa]

19. wow, they are ugly to each other, too.

Those Christians get really vicious, and some of them hold trump to a different moral standard, saying it doesn't matter.

I can't wait untiil Clinton is elected. Maybe they'll move away.

[Surya Gayatri]

20. Seems to be a "Come to Jayzus moment"--all other hope would appear to be lost.

Our nation's ONLY hope in this dire hour is for each American to turn to Almighty God and to His saving grace. For that is what this little existence here in this fallen world is all about. Almighty God has provided a Savior for time and ETERNITY may it be that you know Him (John 3:16-17).

The Kingdom of Heaven is at hand!

The end of days has arrived at last, I guess.

[dembotoz]

23. basic gop fear shoveling to get the troops into fervent lather

they drive huge numbers to the pols by use of fear

just building the need to answer the parties call.

[Person 2713]

25. I noticed that's a new slant to compare Trump to mighty biblical figures, multiple wives , acts of

adultry etc. . Some replies on the link and other places I've read this
however they are right it is all in their hero action myths
The poster needs to get out in the sunlight or some happy stuff

[rug]

26. They don't sound particularly rapturous.

[ghostsinthemachine]

27. Wow, that scares the holy crap out of me

These people are blazeof glory types, Revelations and all that.

The next few months are going to be very very violent.

[drray23]

28. this is a prime example of why we should strengthen mental care in this country

These people are so deranged they would be under medical care in most other western countries. Another sin from Reagan who dismantled mental care.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

29. I read the post title and assumed the server hamster died.

Oh well.