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Mon Jul 4, 2016, 02:26 AM

Advice

Because you are my friend...It is a holiday weekend but also in your life this day is assigned a number.If you turned 40 today that number is 14,600 and if you live to 80 the number will be 29,200. The point is both your and my days are numbered. Here where most of us are, New England, tomorrow will be clement and inviting. In 90 days summer will be gone for 9 months. For the love of God make tomorrow count, you are just a sandwich and a conversation away from a memory...

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Response to catnhatnh (Original post)

Mon Jul 4, 2016, 02:27 AM

1. put down the pipe catnhatnh, and get some sleep!

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Response to Skittles (Reply #1)

Mon Jul 4, 2016, 02:30 AM

2. One toke over the line.

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Response to catnhatnh (Original post)

Mon Jul 4, 2016, 02:37 AM

3. Wait...I am just a sandwich?

Well, that would sure explain it!

Oh, I can't think about this now! I'll go crazy if I do! I'll think about it tomorrow.

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Response to pinboy3niner (Reply #3)

Mon Jul 4, 2016, 02:57 AM

5. As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again!

All tomorrow's sandwiches...

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Response to catnhatnh (Original post)

Mon Jul 4, 2016, 02:46 AM

4. If you turned 40 today, you are a young whippersnapper,

full of youth and vigor, and you are a lucky duck! Enjoy this time of life--it's over far too quickly!

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Response to catnhatnh (Original post)

Mon Jul 4, 2016, 03:09 AM

6. Carpe deli.

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Response to betsuni (Reply #6)

Mon Jul 4, 2016, 03:16 AM

7. ...

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Response to catnhatnh (Original post)

Mon Jul 4, 2016, 07:35 AM

8. I am 73. My dick hurts. If I put it between two pieces of bread, would anyon... aw forget it.

 

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Response to Hoppy (Reply #8)

Mon Jul 4, 2016, 07:44 AM

9. Here, they'd be arguing over ketchup or mayo

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Response to pinboy3niner (Reply #9)

Mon Jul 4, 2016, 07:57 AM

10. If he put his dick between two slices of bread, I'd worry about the special sauce.

 

73 or not.

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