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catnhatnh

(8,976 posts) Mon Jul 4, 2016, 02:26 AM Jul 2016

Advice

Because you are my friend...It is a holiday weekend but also in your life this day is assigned a number.If you turned 40 today that number is 14,600 and if you live to 80 the number will be 29,200. The point is both your and my days are numbered. Here where most of us are, New England, tomorrow will be clement and inviting. In 90 days summer will be gone for 9 months. For the love of God make tomorrow count, you are just a sandwich and a conversation away from a memory...

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Advice (Original Post) catnhatnh Jul 2016 OP

put down the pipe catnhatnh, and get some sleep! Skittles Jul 2016 #1

One toke over the line. Hoyt Jul 2016 #2

Wait...I am just a sandwich? pinboy3niner Jul 2016 #3

As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again! betsuni Jul 2016 #5

If you turned 40 today, you are a young whippersnapper, MADem Jul 2016 #4

Carpe deli. betsuni Jul 2016 #6

... pinboy3niner Jul 2016 #7

I am 73. My dick hurts. If I put it between two pieces of bread, would anyon... aw forget it. Hoppy Jul 2016 #8

Here, they'd be arguing over ketchup or mayo pinboy3niner Jul 2016 #9

If he put his dick between two slices of bread, I'd worry about the special sauce. rug Jul 2016 #10

Skittles

(172,852 posts)

1. put down the pipe catnhatnh, and get some sleep!

Reply to catnhatnh (Original post)

Mon Jul 4, 2016, 02:27 AM

Jul 2016

Hoyt

(54,770 posts)

2. One toke over the line.

Reply to Skittles (Reply #1)

Mon Jul 4, 2016, 02:30 AM

Jul 2016

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

3. Wait...I am just a sandwich?

Reply to catnhatnh (Original post)

Mon Jul 4, 2016, 02:37 AM

Jul 2016

Well, that would sure explain it!

Oh, I can't think about this now! I'll go crazy if I do! I'll think about it tomorrow.

betsuni

(29,290 posts)

5. As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again!

Reply to pinboy3niner (Reply #3)

Mon Jul 4, 2016, 02:57 AM

Jul 2016

All tomorrow's sandwiches...

MADem

(135,425 posts)

4. If you turned 40 today, you are a young whippersnapper,

Reply to catnhatnh (Original post)

Mon Jul 4, 2016, 02:46 AM

Jul 2016

full of youth and vigor, and you are a lucky duck! Enjoy this time of life--it's over far too quickly!

betsuni

(29,290 posts)

6. Carpe deli.

Reply to catnhatnh (Original post)

Mon Jul 4, 2016, 03:09 AM

Jul 2016

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

7. ...

Reply to betsuni (Reply #6)

Mon Jul 4, 2016, 03:16 AM

Jul 2016

Hoppy

(3,595 posts)

8. I am 73. My dick hurts. If I put it between two pieces of bread, would anyon... aw forget it.

Reply to catnhatnh (Original post)

Mon Jul 4, 2016, 07:35 AM

Jul 2016

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

9. Here, they'd be arguing over ketchup or mayo

Reply to Hoppy (Reply #8)

Mon Jul 4, 2016, 07:44 AM

Jul 2016

rug

(82,333 posts)

10. If he put his dick between two slices of bread, I'd worry about the special sauce.

Reply to pinboy3niner (Reply #9)

Mon Jul 4, 2016, 07:57 AM

Jul 2016

73 or not.

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