Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaah hahahahha Don the Con spent the night trying to get out of the

[malaise]

Pence pick - breaking on GEM$NBComcast

Excuse me while I wee wee up myself with laughter - this campaign is a fugging disaster on steroids

[In_The_Wind]

1. Seriously ...

[tman]

2. I'm laughing but

I'm crying on the inside that this clown has a great shot at being the next president.

America and the world is at the precipice.

[Loki Liesmith]

15. 20 percent shot

If that

[caraher]

40. 538 has that chance climbing

But it's early yet. If his true odds are that high we are beyond screwed as a nation!

[alcibiades_mystery]

3. I think Newt was trying to seduce him with his insane proclamations of the last night

Don had buyer's remorse on Pence immediately. Newt's so Hawt.

[misterhighwasted]

7. Haaaha. "Newwwt is Hawt! But Pencey just fits my T" what to do, what to do..

https://mobile.twitter.com/smcslothsloth/status/753988843116699648

[malaise]

20. Obama just tore him a Newt one

[rusty quoin]

83. Good one

[Hassin Bin Sober]

47. Newt must have his eye on some really expensive Tiffany pieces.

Even with a loss, Newt wins.

[cyberswede]

4. So, he failed at his first real "presidential" decision making attrempt. That's gotta sting.

[Maven]

5. Why are they saying he was he trying to get out of it?

Because he was pissed at it being leaked, or for some other reason? Do tell!

[IamTheNoodle]

6. Seems like a bogus story

If Trump didn't want to pick him, he wouldn't pick him.

[No Vested Interest]

12. Likely family members twisted his arms for Pence. Especially

son-in-law Kunstler.
And Donald's "gut" likely told him - bad decision.

[Politicub]

25. That makes perfect sense

Thanks for setting the record straight, noodle

[awoke_in_2003]

50. Welcom to DU

Trump changes positions more often than I change underwear.

[George II]

71. One can read that two ways....

....

[awoke_in_2003]

74. Very true...

[lostnfound]

91. He doesn't have the money he claims; Koch brothers have plenty

Kids probably said no daddy you are NOT gonna spend every last dime on this
RNC probably said you need the support and who cares about a vp pick anyway

[misterhighwasted]

10. Oh man! Now they gotta re-do the Logo!!

T & P or T & G..

[Hortensis]

49. Here it is in all its homoerotic glory.

?cache=6i9mbrepwa

Don't expect it to last long.

[misterhighwasted]

53. Haaha..but can a G hug a T as good as a P?

[Hortensis]

58. Suspect not, although he'd probably give

that a try if the interviewing or vetting required it.

[misterhighwasted]

60. Haaaha..Trumpence.."Breaking the Mattress of America" SamBee

https://mobile.twitter.com/FullFrontalSamB/status/754005058786910208
This is all just funny as hell.
Lmao all damn day



"I choose Pence"

[Hortensis]

67. Pence is the very best V(ictim)P for this

new trumpster fire. Newt might well laugh, mostly in contempt at the clowns running the campaign, but Pence never. Hope they don't identify those involved in the design and hurt them. These are not nice people.

[misterhighwasted]

69. Looks like Christie dodged a bullet. Newt's still holding his breath.

Yup. Republicans. The Party that's declaring war on porn.

[pansypoo53219]

85. clarence t won't like that.

[George II]

79. I'd love to comment, but right now I have to go take a P!

[lunatica]

8. His first important decision and he was caught twittering from his toilet again

It may be solid gold but he still just shits and tweets from it.

[asiliveandbreathe]

9. Too much - LOL -

I do not feel one bit sorry for the rethugs..

Wonder what Pence has to say now..but then, he is nothing but power hungry - personally - I don't give a chit what he thinks...haters and bigots....

Love beats hate every time.....

a peaceful demonstration next week across the country..

[misterhighwasted]

11. Agree + a million.

They've failed miserably before the Convention even began. Imagine the clusterfk that will be.

MSM will have to cut to Trump's old campaign speeches to keep their "creation" alive.

[ehrnst]

13. Link:

http://theweek.com/speedreads/636320/donald-trump-reportedly-called-advisers-midnight-try-picking-mike-pence

[Gabi Hayes]

17. here's the solution: trump advises himself>>>>

http://www.cc.com/video-clips/hg1z7s/the-daily-show-with-trevor-noah-imagining-president-trump-s-cabinet

this is one of the best editing jobs/accumulation of trump idiocies I've seen

please watch. if you haven't seen it, you'll thank yourself

[eShirl]

18. oh thank you, I missed that somehow. n/t

[Overseas]

90. Wonderful! Excellent ad material too!

[malaise]

21. Thanks for the link

[progressoid]

24. Ha!!!

At this point it doesn't really matter what the reason was. I looks incompetent regardless.

[TheCowsCameHome]

14. The Donald, caught with his Pence down?

That is hilarious.

[PatSeg]

16. Ha, ha, ha!!!

That is quotable!

[malaise]

22. A high quality DUzy

[Gabi Hayes]

30. all these unnecessary ex-pences starting to catch up with him, maybe?

did you see the comedy central link? it's as good as anything I've seen

dems should rent it...damn the expence!

[malaise]

33. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaah hahahahah

Don the Con was pushed. Oh Dear this is a disaster - watching Katie Tur

[underpants]

28. Well done

[AgadorSparticus]

34. Winner! 😂 lol

[Different Drummer]

46. Good one! n/t

[awoke_in_2003]

51. Did you point to the centerfield bleachers

before you posted that?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Babe_Ruth%27s_called_shot

[misterhighwasted]

55. Roflmao.. haahaa

Congrats..best of the day!!

Can't think of two more deserving buttheads

[Kingofalldems]

19. From the article it looks like the fundie Pence people

sandbagged Trump by leaking Pence's name yesterday. I wonder if Lyin' Ted was involved?

[malaise]

23. I care

[calimary]

26. But The Donald is right in vogue with this decision!

After all, religious extremists are THE thing right now, aren't they?

He's right on trend!!!

[Vinca]

27. Isn't Pence pretty much the establishment Trump was running against from day one?

[rurallib]

29. That proves it - Trump doesn't put his Pence on like the rest of us

[Gabi Hayes]

31. trump pence at the thought of this:

?

[Gabi Hayes]

32. will november see his comeuppence?

[malaise]

35. Don the Con was pissed with the leaks

and wanted to take back control

[Gabi Hayes]

37. new politifact category: liar liar, pence on fire!

nothing can stop me!

am literally eating popcorn....

[malaise]

38. Another great DUzy

[sheshe2]

41. Bladder control for the leaks?

He may need depends

[malaise]

43. Another great DUzy

particularly given the OP

[sheshe2]

44. T&P

The gift that keeps on giving. Colbert and Stewart ought to have a blast covering the GOP Convention.

[malaise]

72. When we were kids we understood pounds, shillings and pence

so here goes

Pounds, shillings, and pence;
Don the Con fell over a fence.
He fell on Paul Ryan
Now the party is dyin'
pounds, shillings, and pence.

[sheshe2]

78. Brava Malaise!

[Gabi Hayes]

48. depence on how big his prostate might be

and you know he has the biggest EVERYTHING

I'll bet it's YUUUUUUGE!!!

does this deserve a thread of its own:

IRON PROSTATE!

lots of interesting visuals....you can always mute the tune

they were in some magazine years ago, in some article about aging. first time I've come across them since

[sheshe2]

56. OMG!

[Oneironaut]

36. Unfit to be President

Trump is an irrational loose cannon. His decisions are made on emotions and not logic. He's unfit to lead.

[rocktivity]

39. Not with Newt and Christie as his runners up, he didn't!

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[GOLGO 13]

42. I was hoping for Sarah. Shame she couldn't get a 2nd shot.

[63splitwindow]

45. OOOOPSIEs- didn't MEAN to start that nuclear war. VERY Presidential! nt

[SunSeeker]

81. "Wait, you mean I can make the nukes go back in their silos?"

[RKP5637]

52. I agree, but the stupid factor of America won't get it and will vote for him with all of the

propaganda they consume. Stupid multiplies stupid.

[gwheezie]

54. If Trump can't handle ivanka and eric

How is he going to deal with Putin? Weak!

[napkinz]

57. failed Commander-In-Chief test!

Remember when McCain became unhinged in 2008 during the financial crisis and suspended his campaign and wanted to delay the presidential debate.

Trump had a meltdown yesterday. It was his McCain moment. He postponed announcing his VP pick because of a crisis, and then he wanted to change his pick.

Trump choked under pressure. UNFIT to be president!

We don't want this guy answering the phone 3 in the morning.

This should be the story trending!

[malaise]

59. Agreed

He may have a complete meltdown next week

[napkinz]

61. Hillary should make a commercial/attack ad

Showing scenes of the recent turmoil with news headlines about this meltdown superimposed over the images. And then the final line: "Do we want this man answering the phone 3 in the morning!"

[malaise]

62. or Will the children answer the 3am phone call

children who didn't know they needed to register to vote?

[napkinz]

63. that would be good too

really, I hope she or the super PAC Priorities USA is working on it right now.

This is a moment to DEFINE Trump as indecisive, unhinged and unfit!

[lpbk2713]

64. Or maybe ...

"So this is how Trump wants to make America great again?"

[napkinz]

65. Mr Meltdown!

UNFIT!

[MFM008]

66. Does tRump think this is a marriage?

and he can just walk out whenever he wants???

[malaise]

76. Another DUzy

[gwheezie]

68. Trump choked

Weak!

[napkinz]

70. yep!

[malaise]

75. ROFL

[Zambero]

77. LOSER!!!

WEAK!!!

[napkinz]

88. MSNBC commentators using words like "cold feet" and indecisive"

they need to add WEAK!

[Liberal_in_LA]

73. lol

[jimlup]

80. The public is unfortunately still not really noticing

The media isn't helping matters by not reporting the truth about this King's clothes.

I do believe the American people will figure this fascist-idiot out before November but I grow impatient.

[Blue Owl]

82. The suspence is killing me

n/t

[spanone]

84. K&R...

donald fell in love with newt when newt went all crazy on a particular religion.

2 serious mental midgets

[BainsBane]

86. Trump is really a colossal fuck up

This pick is meant to help assuage concerns of Republican activists and donors, and he has to fuck it up.

[napkinz]

87. kick

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

89. He's just feeling a little penceive these days

[suffragette]

92. So, trying to flush the TP campaign?

I guess it's better than it trailing around stuck to one's shoe.

[malaise]

94. Hehehehehhehe

[napkinz]

95. :)

[suffragette]

97. Perfect!

[malaise]

98. They dumped it

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028017819

[suffragette]

96. Looks like Pence has ties to Koch, which makes the toilet paper connection

Even stronger.

[malaise]

99. You know I almost askedvnapkinz if that was Koch toilet paper

[suffragette]

102. Hmm, maybe we should make this stick like TP to the bottom of their shoes

Complete with a 'sponsored by Koch' label.

ESPECIALLY, now that they're trying to dump it.

[malaise]

104. LOL

+1,000

[napkinz]

93. Donald Trump Fails The Commander-In-Chief Test ... Weak! Indecisive! Wavering!

Trump stumbled, froze, raged, and ultimately beclowned himself on a global stage

more at http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028017065

[IgelJames4]

100. Trump's whole campaign is one giant dumpster fire

The RNC is going to be a trainwreck, mark my words. I don't see how Trump will be able to get out of the hole he's in.

[malaise]

101. Same here - but he is Don the Con

My fear is something ugly in Cleveland - establishment ReTHUGs are beyond angry.

[napkinz]

103. Hillary Releases New Video Called "INDECISIVE DONALD"!

see http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028018139

[napkinz]

105. he just said he never wavered!

what a liar!

[malaise]

106. choking with laughter

He even cancelled the joint press conference