Post your own Pense for V.P. slogan here:

[lindysalsagal]

Donald's is, "He's a solid person."

As opposed to himself...

as opposed to jelly fish

as opposed to gelatinous shape shifters

as opposed to straw scare crows

as opposed to virtual candidates

as opposed to Sarah Palin

as opposed to Mit Romney?

[underpants]

1. as opposed to being a gas bag, like Donald.

[liberal N proud]

2. He is the Paper

As opposed to Toilet


Sorry, I just can't get the TP thing out of my head.

[meow2u3]

33. Trump/Pence: TP

Flushing democracy down the toilet along with it

[lindysalsagal]

3. Imagine, your spouse introduces you as "a solid person."

What would it take to get sex after that???????

[doc03]

4. "I am not Sarah Palin"

[Ilsa]

5. Pence for veep: because all

American women want to report their who-hah activities to him. Not.

[Initech]

6. Make America Homophobic Again?

[Rex]

7. I have a new one for their entire campaign.

[MFM008]

8. "SOLID" =

Meat head

thick as a brick

block head

[pkdu]

9. as opposed to the other two Ghost-buster marshmallows I could have chosen. nt

[Vinca]

10. "Pence: He cares about your menstrual cycle."

[cornball 24]

11. Drumpf picks a VeePee. The susPence is over!

[LeftishBrit]

12. 'I knew Dan Quayle, and Mike, you are no Dan Quayle!'

[lpbk2713]

13. "I know how to spell potato."

...

[heresAthingdotcom]

14. TP is Butt Wipe

TP is Butt Wipe

[Freddie]

15. An equine one:

A horse's tail is full and plump
Lift it up and you'll see Trump
A horse's tail is thick and dense
Lift it up and you'll see Pence

[Matrosov]

16. 'We need TP for our bunghole'

[Motown_Johnny]

17. Because Mexico will pay for the Pence. n/t

[womanofthehills]

19. We want Mexico to pay for our tampons

[Bernardo de La Paz]

18. Republican voters: You will be Conned, Trumped, and Pencetrated. . . . nt

[mia]

20. Pence for VP

He can stand on a stump.



At least he's not a frump.

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[Warren DeMontague]

21. as opposed to the smoke monster from Lost?

[meow2u3]

22. Pence for Veep

Because separation of church and state is old-fashioned.

[JaneyVee]

23. Pence, it rhymes with fence!

[womanofthehills]

24. Pence for VP because he looks good in front of tampon wallpaper

[struggle4progress]

25. Not a tuppence for trumpence

[PoliticAverse]

26. Pense: Because the only other ones that would do it are Gingrich and Palin.

[bluedye33139]

27. "TrumPence for your thoughts, love."

[2naSalit]

28. Love that one...

nice play on words.

[NightWatcher]

29. Pence: When you need the whitest guy on the planet

[MurrayDelph]

30. Pence:

the other orange meat.

[Freddie]

31. "Sing a song of Mike Pence

Pocket full of lies
Gay and woman hater
Won Donald's biggest prize
When the race is over
And he and Donald lose
He will have a steady job
As anchor on Fox News!"

[eShirl]

34. nicely done!

[OnDoutside]

32. Mike Pence, Mike Pence

Mike Pence, Mike Pence
The veep job makes no sense
He's trying to be an attack dog runt
but to us he's just a slimy cunt.

[Her Sister]

35. GOP gets TP'd & you can too!

:large

[muriel_volestrangler]

36. "because Donald designed the TP logo with Palin in mind, but didn't want it to go to waste"