Did you know that the RNC had another guest speaker list as an alternative? Here it is.....

[SummerSnow]

1. George Zimmerman
2. Dick Cheney
3. Josh Duggar
4. Hulk Hogan
5. Scott Disick
6. Jared Fogle
7. Kim Davis
8. Martin Shkreli
9. Meatloaf
10. Omarosa Manigault or Dennis Rodman
11. Cliven Bundy
12. Roger Ailes
13. Michelle Bachmann
14. Pat Robertson

[Xipe Totec]

1. 15. The rotting corpse of Ronald Regan. nt

[TygrBright]

2. What, they gave Oily Taters the cold shoulder? n/t

[zz-la]

3. I think Hulk Hogan is on standby

Just in case Trump needs a little extra racism to sprinkle out.

[dubyadiprecession]

4. I can believe most of them would speak, but jared Fogle??

He's in prison.

[SummerSnow]

5. via satellite...lol

[Cirque du So-What]

6. They could do that

for Dennis HasTurd as well

[cloudbase]

7. No Nugent? n/t

[SummerSnow]

8. he can't find any unsoiled pants

[meow2u3]

9. No Bernie Madoff

I know why: Federal prison doesn't allow live video feeds.

[Mendocino]

10. Jon Voight

Fred Phelps-Yea I know he's dead but who could tell the difference?
James O'Keefe
Bill Cosby
Chuck Norris
Terry Nichols
Roosh V
Warren Jeffs
Elizabeth Hasselbeck
Rafael Cruz