"Here comes the blind commissioner . . ." Please come CAPTION Chris Christie!!!

[skip fox]

Chris ("I hear Pence might back out&quot Christie is saying: "And I don't think it is going too far to say that if that witch could see herself as she actually is for one moment, she'd immediately try to commit suicide! . . . There are not enough hyperboles to tell how hideous Hillary is. . . . And I haven't even started!"




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Above CAPTION based on this buffoon's performance at the RNC Convention. 7.19.16 as seen at Real Clear Politics:

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2016/07/19/christie_prosecutes_hillary_clinton_in_rnc_speech_is_she_guilty_or_not_guilty.html

[randr]

1. The Republicans have never once looked into

Desolation Row, they have no clue.
Nice reference.

[skip fox]

2. Yes, well, but the situation suggests itself, as they say.

After all, the circus is in town.


(Aside: "Desolation Row" is a postmodern version of Mathew Arnold's "Dover Beach" . . . as "Lady and I look out tonight," etc. Both depict a certain view of the outer desolate world which provides either dark possibilities for the near future or a passing burlesque in the present. In both the poet is in a secure position with his lover. Dylan's sanctuary seems a bit more secure.)

[randr]

5. This song has been an inpiration for a long long time

All these people that you mention, yes, I know them, they're quite lame
I had to rearrange their faces and give them all another name
Right now, I can't read too good, don't send me no more letters no
Not unless you mail them from Desolation Row

[skip fox]

7. I love the acostic version the most.

[randome]

3. "Ah got him a Big Mac with extra cheeses and, uh, super big fries and a mc-turnip."

"But ah forgot to ask for the extra sauce and that's why I'm no longer vice president. Sarah told me not to forget the sauce stuff but I did and here I am, a shell of my former shell."
[hr][font color="blue"][center]“If you're not committed to anything, you're just taking up space.”
Gregory Peck, Mirage (1965)[/center][/font][hr]

[underpants]

4. Welcome to the 21st century Republican Party - we keep it old school

by doing medieval village trials and burnings

[dembotoz]

6. i have the norovirus so shit is running down my leg and out of my mouth

[Johonny]

8. Hillary was there on the grassy knoll as JFK's motorcade drove past-guilty or not guilty?

GUILTY!


No, not guilty. It was a trick question.