Melania Releases Apology:

[kpete]

https://twitter.com/chrisrock/status/755709102966407168?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

[tonyt53]

1. On a boat with a goat maybe?

[Wounded Bear]

2. OMFG

[Moostache]

3. BREAKING NEWS!!!! MELANIA TRUMP ADDRESS MICHELLE OBAMA!!!!

"You....complete me."

[hollowdweller]

23. Michelle shouold say she's flattered and invite her to lunch at the White House

It would drive the wingnuts fucking crazy.

[Gothmog]

4. This controversy is not going to die

[ffr]

13. Not when it's so damn funny

and hypocritical at the same time!

Comedians would have trouble putting this much hilarious material together.

[gratuitous]

21. Damn funny indeed

Of all the things to lift from someone else, the sentiment that you learned from your family the basic values of honesty and integrity, and working hard for a just reward has to be the new definition of chutzpah. The mythical chap who kills his parents then begs for leniency from the court because he's an orphan has been replaced by Melania Trump.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

5. She was on TV last night too

[In_The_Wind]

6. ~

[malaise]

7. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaah hahahahahha

That is absolutely freaking hilarious

[panader0]

9. Very funny stuff there!

[Laura PourMeADrink]

14. What's amazing too is that they found/made a copy of that dress

so quickly

[ChairmanAgnostic]

20. Live from new York. . . .

Perfect.

[suffragette]

25. That was sooo good!

[2naSalit]

8. And she has even

copied someone else's looks. According to my best friend, who is from a Slavic nation and reads all the news from those countries, Melania goes to Europe to get restructured, nipped and tucked on a regular basis... this includes face restructuring, breasts, buttocks and anything else that be retrofitted on a human body. It's common knowledge outside the US, and she's also noted for not being nearly as nice in personality as she may appear onscreen.

That she willfully plagiarized Mrs. Obama's speeches is no surprise beyond the gall that it took for her to actually go there. She's probably more anxious to become empress of the world than wannbe queen Anne of Rmoney.

[Nye Bevan]

10. She has to get all that stuff done.

The second anything starts to sag or look less than perfect, wife#3 will be traded in for wife#4.

[milestogo]

11. She's 46 - so he's probably already shopping for a younger model

regardless of how much work she has done.

[ToxMarz]

15. She was picked by Leonid Brezhnev to seduce and marry the future leader of the free world

and overthrow Western civilization. This is her destiny.

[tblue37]

28. My eyes feel sympathetic pain whenever I see her, because of how tight her eyes have

been pulled.

[yellowcanine]

12. Oh this is funny.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

16. omg YC - where'd you find that. hysterical ~

[yellowcanine]

17. At the Chris Rock link.....

[lark]

18. Well done Kpete, well done!!

[Chemisse]

19. Melania has certainly got me laughing!

It's been a fun couple of days.

[jtuck004]

22. I wonder if she used the same vows as wives numer 2 and 3?

"Here, hon, I've got these. Why don't you make them your own?"

[bigwillq]

24. Bwah

[RazBerryBeret]

26. Freakin' love this. n/t

[progressoid]

27. That's fabulous!!!