Cleveland is totally the wrong venue for the Republican convention.

[madamesilverspurs]

After listening to the speeches, the better setting would have been 1690s Salem.








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[Cirque du So-What]

1. It's gotta happen somewhere

and I'm grateful for the boost to the local economy. Personally, I'm glad it wadn't held in a more conservative city, where local fans would give a friendlier reception.

[Javaman]

2. the pit of hell was booked. nt

[gratuitous]

3. Satan charges notoriously high rental fees and requires a security deposit up front

At least, that's what I'm given to understand from Dr. Carson, who has good familiarity with the doings in the Inferno.