write the saddest story you know in only 4 words.

[dixiegrrrrl]

I will start:
" Please welcome President Trump".

Your turn....................

[maryellen99]

1. Former President Barack Obama nt

[Pisces]

9. We have a winner!!

[Scurrilous]

22. ...

[Glassunion]

2. For sale: Unused Crib

[qazplm]

106. Sale: Crib, slightly used.

[skip fox]

118. Sale: crib, blood stained

[arthritisR_US]

3. tRump wins the election. nt

[linuxman]

4. .

Baby shoes: Never worn.

[yuiyoshida]

5. " I am a Dictator..."

Yikes...

[lunatica]

6. President Trump says "Mandate!"

[In_The_Wind]

7. Donald Trump elected President.

[bigwillq]

8. Kids died in Iraq

[UMTerp01]

10. President Elect Donald Trump

Obamas Leave White House

Unarmed Black Man Killed

[stage left]

11. "Mr. Trump, you're fired."

Wait---That's the happiest story.

[imanamerican63]

12. "I like HUGE walls"!

[jpak]

13. Chris Christie Attorney General

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n/t

[jpak]

14. Charles Koch EPA Administer

.

[First Speaker]

15. "Please welcome President Cruz"

[OilemFirchen]

16. Puppy dies eating kitten.

[misterhighwasted]

18. ...chewing on a mouse

[OilemFirchen]

20. ... gnawing on infant's tummy

[misterhighwasted]

42. ..feeding from his mother

[OilemFirchen]

43. ... falling off a cliff

[misterhighwasted]

47. ...reaching for her kitten

[pkdu]

48. ...into boiling tar pit

[OilemFirchen]

49. ... hugging her elderly mother

[OilemFirchen]

50. ... in hubby's Ferrari Dino

[misterhighwasted]

51. ...gears slammed in reverse

[misterhighwasted]

64. ...bear claw reaches in

[dixiegrrrrl]

111. *ouch....laughing too hard...ouch*

[jmg257]

17. I have a headache. nt

[Bucky]

19. Putin sells used puppet

[Boudica the Lyoness]

21. Cops shot on duty.

[Javaman]

23. just reading through the titles in this thread...

it's like a surreal haiku.

[MoonRiver]

24. Black lives don't matter

[rug]

25. Where are the Doritos?

[kiva]

26. Drones kill more civilians.

[intrepidity]

27. Goodbye Middle Class America n/t

[snooper2]

28. California earthquake kills millions

[Initech]

29. Worse: "2 term president Trump"

[jayfish]

30. They Shot That Guy? -NT-

[jg10003]

31. The former United States

[hamsterjill]

32. There is no hope.

n/t

[DonCoquixote]

33. ok

Putin buys Trump win.

[mainstreetonce]

34. How long? Maybe days

...

[arcane1]

35. "Dead Syrian Children Smell" n/t

[Exilednight]

36. What could have been.

[Doodley]

37. Fascist gets nuclear codes

[no_hypocrisy]

38. My father disinherited me.

He really did.

[Chimichurri]

39. Civil liberties, you're fired

[Donald Ian Rankin]

40. Baby shoes, never worn. N.T.

[cherokeeprogressive]

41. The condom broke. Again.

[OilemFirchen]

44. Lost: Precious bodily fluids.

[eleny]

45. my dog has fleas

[BarbaRosa]

46. Andy has bone cancer.

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[L. Coyote]

52. Life on Earth dying.

I'm not kidding!

[ecodeathmarch]

53. I am still alive

[ananda]

54. President Donald J Trump

..

[Fozzledick]

55. Those days are gone / we'll quietly grow old (mandatory Magnetic Fields song)

[LWolf]

56. Fear and hate win. nt

[sanatanadharma]

57. Republican voters murdered America

[lpbk2713]

58. "Hail to the Chief" plays ...

and you look and it is some pathetic asshole with a rat's nest on its head.

[kentuck]

59. And then....

Jesus wept.

[Different Drummer]

60. The Republican National Convention n/t

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

61. Get a brain, Morans

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

62. "Viet Nam War Memorial"

[enid602]

63. sad

Republicans repealed. No replacement.

[brer cat]

65. hands up, don't shoot.

[Motley13]

66. trumps fourth wife, Ivanka

gag

[Atticus]

67. I should have voted! nt

[Atticus]

68. I should have voted! nt

[OldHippieChick]

69. Black children killed unnecessarily

nt

[clarice]

70. Government will fix it. nt

[mahina]

71. Paul Wellstone's plane crashed.

Coincidentally cost Dems the Senate.

[Stuart G]

72. Holocaust

[Solly Mack]

73. The people stopped caring.

[HereSince1628]

74. Baby's cancer is malignant

[Lint Head]

75. Sweet kitten was decapitated.

[Lance Bass esquire]

76. USA Declares Marshall Law

[dixiegrrrrl]

112. Marshal Law is an English-language superhero comic book series created by Pat Mills and Kevin O'Neil

mar·tial law
noun
military government involving the suspension of ordinary law.

Which is saddest term?

[Lance Bass esquire]

77. Chief Justice Sarah Palin

[Lance Bass esquire]

78. My Tubes WERE Tied!

[Lance Bass esquire]

80. Congress reinstates the draft

[loyalsister]

79. "Why'd you shoot me?"

If the answer is "you made me afraid." followed by "I stood my ground."

[Lance Bass esquire]

81. Disco makes a comeback

[Lance Bass esquire]

82. CSPAN bought by Fox

[ohnoyoudidnt]

83. My state re-elected Scott. nt

[lapfog_1]

84. comet collision path confirmed

[Lance Bass esquire]

85. Ailes new MSNBC President

[Lance Bass esquire]

86. Senator Elect Kim Kardashian

[Lance Bass esquire]

87. Ivanka carrying Donald's child

[lapfog_1]

88. Gamma Ray Burst here

[Lance Bass esquire]

89. I miss George Bush

[Lance Bass esquire]

90. Winning lottery ticket washed

[Lance Bass esquire]

91. Padres lose World Series

[Agnosticsherbet]

92. Roy Moore Replaces Ginsburg!

[Lance Bass esquire]

93. Moore predicted Trump win.

[chknltl]

94. Fleas: Adam had 'em.

[Lance Bass esquire]

95. Mexico builds border wall.

[lapfog_1]

96. Trump dead, Pence President

[DawgHouse]

97. Help me, Obi Wan.

[Lance Bass esquire]

98. Muslim Countries Ban Americans

[Lance Bass esquire]

99. IDOL back on air.

[Lance Bass esquire]

100. Free Hugs No Takers

[Lance Bass esquire]

101. Mandatory Open Carry Enforced

[La Lioness Priyanka]

102. stop fighting the primaries.

obviously i am just kidding

[cherokeeprogressive]

103. I flushed the weed!

[JennyMominFL]

104. Drove past Pulse today

I did. Huge memorial. We took some pictures. It was horribly sad

[Callmecrazy]

105. Marijuana is now extinct...

[Lance Bass esquire]

107. My New Challenger Stolen.

[Lance Bass esquire]

108. Trump Inauguration Parade route

[Lance Bass esquire]

109. Oral Sex causes Cancer

[Mendocino]

110. Armageddon sequel coming soon.

[skip fox]

113. No waking from this.

n/t

[Miles Archer]

114. President Michael Richard Pence

...because Trump's son has already confirmed that Donald's intention is to have Pence handle "domestic and international affairs" while he attends to the task of "Making America Great Again."

[whatthehey]

115. Tweedledum and Tweedledee? Ratfucker!

[The Straight Story]

116. They found her body. (nt)

[lapislzi]

117. The vodka's all gone.

[puffy socks]

119. America is a Plutocracy

[meaculpa2011]

120. Mets Lose in Five. n/t

[kairos12]

121. Child's seatbelt not used.

[sofa king]

122. Voters now express regret....

[Blue Dalek]

123. Viagara prescription ran out