Something will happen during the speech

[malaise]

What????

[Solly Mack]

1. Nixon rises up from his grave and screams for Liddy?

[suffragette]

4. ...

[Solly Mack]

15. ;)

[malaise]

6. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah hahahahahhahahha!

Too good - you mean the return of Watergreat (lifted from Mc Mike)!

[Solly Mack]

14. What could make America greater? Another disgraced President who is forced to resign from office.

LMAO

Trump wants the Nixon comparisons - let the fun begin!

[madinmaryland]

67. And this is what tricky dick sees....

[Solly Mack]

68. Well, if he wasn't screaming before he saw that...

lolololol

[ProudProgressiveNow]

2. Prompter goes out... nt

[HipChick]

3. Teleprompter takes a dive

Hilary will be to blame..

[malaise]

7. Wrong speech

in the prompter - he goes berserk!!!

[Avalux]

5. I can't say what I want to see happen.

It's not very nice at all so I'd rather not say.

[HipChick]

8. He does not look the picture of health..

[onecaliberal]

30. Avalux- you're in good company with those thoughts.

[Rex]

9. We will find out it was lifted from XYZ.

OR someone in the crowd will start yelling for a 3rd beer run.

[malaise]

13. What if he withdraws

from the race

[Rex]

16. PANIC.

Cold sweat panic. Cruz will poop his pants and Christie will have to find a new host.

[malaise]

20. Hehehehehhe

You folks are cracking me up here

[Rex]

27. Eventually someone will wake up the ever slumbering Carson and tell him. He will drink a redbull

Ben will run out on stage, his pants will fall off at the perfect comedy moment at which point people start laughing at him. Maxwell pulls out his hammer and starts whacking away at the front row yelling about how 'tough he was on his mommy'!

At that point Jeb? runs out from behind the curtains and tackles Carson or tries to and ends up taking out the entire delegation from Maine.

[tcfrogs]

10. Trump poops his pants?

Got nothing else crazy in mind.

[malaise]

42. Looks this one is high on the picks

[Glorfindel]

11. Sudden, uncontrollable, explosive diarrhea

followed by vomiting and complete revolutions of the head. Shame on me.

[malaise]

17. You mean he has norovirus?

If that happens I'll be laughing uncontrollably - I might have to dive to the wee wee room

[Rex]

22. I second this post.

I am playing a shame card immunity on this one.

[Wednesdays]

24. Sudden, uncontrollable, explosive diarrhea WILL happen

I guarantee it.
Except it will come out of the wrong orifice.

[malaise]

29. You win the thread

[tallahasseedem]

12. I think the teleprompter goes out...

our mole has proven to be resourceful. OR maybe the speech changes in the middle, leaving him unsure of what's to come.

[book_worm]

18. Zombie Reagan will arrive and say, "win one for the Trumpster"

[malaise]

40. What will Zombie Nixon say

I hear he's getting up tonight - by the way where is Cheney?

[nolabear]

19. He launches into the secret speech he's been writing.

It will not go well.

[malaise]

23. This could happen

Please please

[montana_hazeleyes]

21. Horns will start growing out of the sides of the top of his

head and a long pointed tail from his ass and he will spew green pea soup vomit all over the place.

[malaise]

26. We can wish

[suffragette]

25. Melania will unveil her 'blue steel' look?

https://m.

[malaise]

28. Hehehehehehhehe

Perfect

[maryellen99]

31. I think he's going to call Obama the N word or Hillary a C nt

[JHB]

32. Norovirus armageddon?

Hundreds of delegates clear out their intestinal tracts from both ends?

[malaise]

36. I would pay to see that

live

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

33. Biggest crowd and tv audience of his life - he'll have an orgasm

sorry in advance for the imagery.

[onecaliberal]

34. Melania Vanilli doesn't look very happy. Or maybe the Botox has frozen her face that way.

[malaise]

37. Damn that's good Melania Vanilli

[onecaliberal]

39. I didn't come up with it, but it's fitting!

[muntrv]

35. Hopefully, his hair will fly off his head.

[malaise]

38. Enjoy this

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=8035530

[Peregrine Took]

41. Miss Melania doe not look happy.

I can see her and Ivanka not getting along..both vying for his attention."

[malaise]

43. Why would anyone want his attention?

Damn!

[jpak]

44. He starts speaking in tongues and rolls off the podium - twitching

[malaise]

45. The podium they brought themselves in all gold and black

[LuvNewcastle]

46. Assassination attempt.

He'll be injured and will get loads of sympathy. He'll be too frail to debate Hillary during the campaign.

[jpak]

47. His hairpiece rises off his head and flies around the arena like a bat

[malaise]

48. That I'd love

[trueblue2007]

49. I'm hoping that ALIENS abduct him & Mike Pence!!

I'm hoping that ALIENS abduct him & VP running mate (Mike Pence) -- REALLY !!!
I hope a huge alien flying saucer descends on the RNC convention & flies them & their families to a SAFE - undisclosed planet (Trump would be the King of said planet of course)!
This scenario would make for interesting news. (And of course the aliens would be CATS)

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[malaise]

55. He will lie and lie

and he's already doing it

[pamela]

50. Melania will unhinge her jaw and eat a gopher. n/t

[HipChick]

60. She does not seem happy..

[jpak]

51. This

[MohRokTah]

52. He'll go off script.

Count on it. I bet he's pissed off it was leaked.

[Flatpicker]

53. The start of the US

As a pariah nation.

No better than Iraq under Saddam and Afghanistan under the Taliban.

George, you finally got me to miss you.
You were dumb, but not crazy.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

54. The podium will be listed as a Pokestop

and hundreds of people will storm the stage trying to capture Trump, mistaking him for a Pokemon.

[Lisa0825]

57. LMAO! nt

[malaise]

58. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

I never knew Consulates were great American symbols overseas.

[Snarkoleptic]

56. Zombie Reagan will stumble up to the mic and groan out

"Braaaaains", then realize he is in the wrong place.

[malaise]

59. No turns out nothing is happening but the same bullshit

and lies

[suffragette]

61. Medea Benjamin!

[malaise]

62. LOL

I think he lost his place on the prompter

[suffragette]

64. And peed a bit in his pants.

[jpak]

63. ding ding ding

[suffragette]

65. Second rounds on me!

[madinmaryland]

66. Oh shit. I fell asleep. What the fuck happened??

[malaise]

70. Nothing it was all fear fear fear

and blame Obama for the divisions in the country when Don the Con himself fueled the birther and he's not one of us movement.

[cherokeeprogressive]

69. The Dodgers will beat the Nationals handily.