The liar's lyre. . . . Please come CAPTION Donald J. Trump!!!

[skip fox]

Donald ("The country is doomed without me&quot Trump is saying: "Believe me, ladies and gentlemen, I am morally and psychologically incapable of lying. . . . Even if I tried to lie I'd have to tell you I was doing so. . . . And there's no better proof than that. . . . You can't argue with logic!"

[pinboy3niner]

1. "I am as truthful as I am humble, and believe me, no one is humbler than I am, that I can tell you."

[Gabi Hayes]

5. I don't know if that's a real quote, and the fact that it could be speaks volumes.

but he did say this:

[Johonny]

2. Black people hate you. They want to kill you. They're animals. Mexicans...just as bad. And the LBTQJ

they're the worst. There is death in the streets people, cops everyday being murdered by roving bands of despotic terrorists from Muslin countries. You got lazy Baltic moochers that won't pay their fair share to be defended from Putin, whose great... a great leader he's killing us, and don't get me started on the Chinese. To quote Lou Holtz I don't want to speak these foreign peoples language and celebrate their holidays now let's go Irish and have a happy Saint Patrick's day. I love the Brexit because it is about time to re-elevate Anglos and Saxons and stop treating Eastern Europeans like real white people. They're not. I'm married to one and they suck, literally. Look political correctness is killing us. Black people use it as a weapon in league with the Jew to enslave the white race. I'm not just making that up. I saw it in the Blue Brothers, funny movie, so it's true. It's true.

I'd like to conclude tonight by saying, let's all come together because coming together makes us great.

[dembotoz]

3. so if this does not work out i am this close to closing on a new model.....and her name is.....

[Gabi Hayes]

4. there is no more apt representation than this....send it to everybody