"The bowel movement is the message." . . . Please come CAPTION Roger Ailes!!!

[skip fox]

Roger ("Number one ladies' man&quot Ailes is saying: "At least I never made a pass at Greta Van Susteren."

[rock]

1. "Constipated?"

"Let me show you my personal technique for seeking relief."

[dembotoz]

2. altho i harrassed many women does it count that i only got lucky one time?

[randome]

3. "Excuse me. Excuse me! EXCUSE ME!"

"It's time for my wattle massage."
[hr][font color="blue"][center]"There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in."
Leonard Cohen, Anthem (1992)[/center][/font][hr]

[Johonny]

4. Oh, the stories this finger could tell.

[skip fox]

5. Roger Ailes is saying:

"Only one thing counts. . . . And I'll never get it again without paying."

[Warren DeMontague]

6. Ew.

There's your caption, right there.

[Motown_Johnny]

7. Bill O'Reilly said it wouldn't be an issue. n/t