Please rec...

[malaise]

because

[Orrex]

1. I don't think that I like your tone.

So I'll rec, but I won't kick.

[malaise]

2. Bwaaaaaaaaah

hahahahahha

[Hortensis]

10. I'll rec your "because" proudly.

We have to stop those corrupt anti-"because" people.

[malaise]

13. I supported the first please rec thread

Let me make that abundantly clear

[Solly Mack]

3. Because, because, because, because, because

Because of the wonderful things he does.

OK. Sure. Why not?

[malaise]

6. He who? She

because because because

[Solly Mack]

11. I know you're a she.

But we're talking about him. You know, that guy. The one in the suspenders. Standing over there but looking over here. The one winking and nodding. You know the one - that guy.

[malaise]

12. I know you know

because...that guy

[Solly Mack]

16. Yeah, him.

He's a black hole of emotional need. A beacon of neediness. Always wanting someone to kick and recommend his wants and desires.

But does he ever stop to consider our needs? Our desires? No, never.

Which is a good thing since we're trying to avoid him.

[malaise]

24. You're cracking me up here

[awoke_in_2003]

50. "That guy"...

Chuggo?

[Solly Mack]

62. No, the other.

You know, that guy. Over there.

[awoke_in_2003]

69. Oh come on

Fuck a guy

[Solly Mack]

71. Sometimes you gotta

But not him! That guy? He's got cooties.

[malaise]

72. Getting up off the floor

[Solly Mack]

74. Cooties never loved because the way because deserves to be loved.

But they sure do love that guy. You know the one - he's watching us now.

[malaise]

75. Not Steve Harvey please

He thought gel was jel because....he can't spell

[Solly Mack]

76. No, not Steve Harvey. That guy isn't that guy - if you know what I mean.

And I know you do because...well...because.

[malaise]

78. Hehehehehehehehe

[Solly Mack]

79. pinboy3niner wrote a country song using lounge subject titles.

I did too.

I am pushing this thread because, of course, and because I think more DU'ers should write songs using subject lines.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018884116

I'm not saying go K&R the thread, though you should - because, naturally - but I am saying please write a country song.

Because.

Thank you.

Because.

[awoke_in_2003]

82. It was good you did that

But I don't think it lives up to
"I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison"

That's country

[Solly Mack]

84. Everyone's a critic :P

You're right, of course.

[awoke_in_2003]

80. I believe that. nt

[Solly Mack]

81. Of course...because.

[hobbit709]

4. Waiting for someone to have a cow.

[malaise]

7. or an elephant

[Ellipsis]

8. Moooooof

https://m.

[Ellipsis]

5. I was just going to rant about that. rec begging.

You saved me much keyboard time.

[malaise]

9. Time to stop digging

[Ellipsis]

15. Mawiningood.

[malaise]

17. Yep

[Yonnie3]

14. because ...

I'm so, so, so concerned.

[malaise]

18. Because

Why

[Yonnie3]

20. 'cause

whatever you want.

it's universal, big tent and all.

[Mc Mike]

19. reckt. nt.

[malaise]

37. Are you sure that is not

wreckt???

[awoke_in_2003]

51. Wreckt him?

It damn near kilt him.

[malaise]

54. DUzy

[Mc Mike]

92. Hey,

some other outfit moved in up the road from Beto's. Called Bado's. I don't know if they do sicilian square cut, but they have a giant bill board advert strategically placed DOWN the road from Beto's.

[GoCubsGo]

21. I'm on the verge of putting in a "Please rec" filter.

Straight to the trash...

[malaise]

22. My first 'please rec' thread in almost

12 years - saturated is the word

Now should I be completely unethical and 'rec' this...because?

[GoCubsGo]

36. I guess had I put in the filter,

this thread would have gone to the trash, too. And, I couldn't "rec" it, even though.

"Saturated", for sure. And, yours may be the only "Please rec" post I have ever rec-ed.

[malaise]

38. I rec'd the first one

but damn 'saturated' is the word

[johnp3907]

23. Now look what you made me do:

Get it?

[malaise]

26. At least that puts a pause on

more damage on 'that road'

Sp.

[liberal N proud]

25. Why not

Normally, when someone asks me to recommend their post, I usually move on. But I will make an exception in this case because I feel it is very important that we all come together on this very critical issue, "because."

For once someone understands how important "because" is to our cause. We must push forward just "because." Because it is the most important issue in this thread and because.

You are either with us or against us because.

[malaise]

27. Spitting coffee

[Iggo]

28. Un-Unrec.

[malaise]

32. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah hahahaha

[kentuck]

29. Just because it's you.

[malaise]

33. Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[Siwsan]

30. Only because it is you - - and you said please.

[malaise]

34. I am touched

really! Really!!

[Javaman]

31. K & R!

Thanks I needed this.

[malaise]

35. I think we all needed this

[Bernardo de La Paz]

39. No. . . . nt

[Glassunion]

40. If someone asks for a rec in a post, it tends to actually lead me to not rec it. It gives the

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impression that your post cannot stand on its own merit, and that you need folks to rec it in order to seek some sort of validation for your weak argument. I always rec on the merits of a post, and at times fail to rec even when I should.

However, even though you ask for a rec, and my gut reaction is to not rec the post. Your argument is compelling, and I find that I cannot build an argument against it. You post is concise, and succinct, leaving me with no questions, and no rebuttal to your proposal.

K&R

[malaise]

42. Hahahahaha

[Politicub]

41. I'm concerned. We need to talk about???

Yet you are ignoring it completely. I refuse!

[malaise]

43. About ...because...

because...about

[Loki]

44. Because.....

"Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge nudge. Nudge nudge. Know what I mean? Say no more...know what I mean?"

[malaise]

45. I know...

because

[lunatica]

46. I'll even kick too!

[malaise]

47. Hehehehe

just because

[Rex]

48. Even Spock could not argue against such air tight logic!

NO wait...that was episode 18 where he was stuck in an airlock...oh well, I guess I will rec anyway, "because".

[malaise]

49. This logic is tighter

than Don the Con's weave

[awoke_in_2003]

52. Ok

https://m.

[malaise]

55. Nice

[awoke_in_2003]

61. ..

back at you.

[awoke_in_2003]

68. Maybe because I'm on a portable device

but I didn't realize how hard it was to find the original.

[Wednesdays]

53. What?

What?

[malaise]

56. Because

it's Monday not Wednesday

[spanone]

57. Please Wreck...

done!

[malaise]

58. That deserves this

[spanone]

59. bwahahahahahaaaa!

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[malaise]

60. Heheheheheheh

Poor dog

[Skittles]

63. you want I should kick your rec-whoring ass, malaise?

LEMME AT YOU!!!

[malaise]

65. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah hahahahahahhaha

[Rex]

64. I fear I only have one rec to give!

But unlimited kicks!

[Martin Eden]

66. Unrec

can't...find...the...damn...button

[malaise]

67. LOL

[tblue37]

70. Please clap. nt

[Solly Mack]

73. This thread could use some love. I feel people are slacking and not putting forth

the effort needed to keep this thread going in the manner it deserves.

So, please, for the love of because - just do it!

[johnp3907]

85. I agree.

But I feel this thread has turned into a bit of a train rec.

[Solly Mack]

86. Happens :)

Because

[malaise]

87. You are quite hilarious

This thread is a bridge over troubled waters

[guillaumeb]

77. Here is your wreck:

All one hour 36 minutes or so of wreck.

[malaise]

88. Too good

[Liberal Jesus Freak]

83. I stand...

PROUDLY with Malaise

[malaise]

89. Thank you because...

you understand because

[progressoid]

90. NO!

Dammit, I did it anyway!

[malaise]

96. Thank you

[kwassa]

91. Room

[malaise]

95. Lovely room

You're giving me...because...

[Bettie]

93. Well, you did ask

nicely, so here ya go!

[malaise]

94. LOL