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http://www.theonion.com/article/biden-chokes-while-describing-hardworking-american-53364Biden Chokes Up While Describing Hardworking Americans Who Can Only Afford Shitty Ditch Weed
PHILADELPHIAIn an emotional address Wednesday night at the Democratic National Convention, Vice President Joe Biden reportedly choked up while describing the thousands of hardworking Americans throughout the nation who are only able to afford shitty ditch weed. Ive met good, proud Americans all across our great land who bust their ass day in, day out for the man, and it breaks my goddamn heart knowing that they barely have enough money for this brown, dried-out garbage thats all fucking seeds and stems, said Biden, pausing to regain his composure and wipe tears away from his eyes as he recalled the poignant story of an Akron, OH resident who worked tirelessly at two jobs but still lacked the financial means to pack a bowl with killer green bud. For Christs sake, it kills me to see decent folksfolks who are our neighbors, friends, and parentstrying to make a living and doing their very best, and yet theyre still too broke to buy the sticky ganja that gets you totally baked. These are real Americans forced to settle for torching up super-harsh dirt weed that gives you a big headache and just crashes your ass out. At press time, Biden had reportedly started sobbing in the middle of an anecdote about a hot little spark plug in Phoenix who had to scrape resin from her pipe every morning just so that she could wake and bake before work.
PHILADELPHIAIn an emotional address Wednesday night at the Democratic National Convention, Vice President Joe Biden reportedly choked up while describing the thousands of hardworking Americans throughout the nation who are only able to afford shitty ditch weed. Ive met good, proud Americans all across our great land who bust their ass day in, day out for the man, and it breaks my goddamn heart knowing that they barely have enough money for this brown, dried-out garbage thats all fucking seeds and stems, said Biden, pausing to regain his composure and wipe tears away from his eyes as he recalled the poignant story of an Akron, OH resident who worked tirelessly at two jobs but still lacked the financial means to pack a bowl with killer green bud. For Christs sake, it kills me to see decent folksfolks who are our neighbors, friends, and parentstrying to make a living and doing their very best, and yet theyre still too broke to buy the sticky ganja that gets you totally baked. These are real Americans forced to settle for torching up super-harsh dirt weed that gives you a big headache and just crashes your ass out. At press time, Biden had reportedly started sobbing in the middle of an anecdote about a hot little spark plug in Phoenix who had to scrape resin from her pipe every morning just so that she could wake and bake before work.
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Biden Chokes Up While Describing Hardworking Americans Who Can Only Afford ... (Original Post)
Scuba
Jul 2016
OP
Mendocino
(7,695 posts)1. I'm still waiting for my free government issue
Obamabong.
Hoyt
(54,770 posts)2. Commodity Weed.
geardaddy
(25,317 posts)3. Gubmint Weed-cheese