I think Trump should get a security briefing.

[Are_grits_groceries]

Tell him that Mordor will attack Narnia. In addition Oz, The Shire, and Wonderland are forming a strategic alliance.

[yellowdogintexas]

1. they all need to be on their guard Khaleesi is headed their way with

three very large dragons, and a very large fleet

[RKP5637]

2. And Canada is building a wall around the US with Mexico if he becomes president! n/t

[GaYellowDawg]

3. And the city of Belgium is under attack!!

[Siwsan]

4. It is important to know exactly how and when to Release the Kraken

[JHB]

5. Nah, be more subtle...

Brief him on the Fredonia-Sylvania situation.

[Kingofalldems]

6. They should also give him little army men to play with.

And he can be Battle Boy:

[FSogol]

7. ISIS plans on detonating volcanic weapons on the coastal towns of Paraguay....

Symbionese Liberation Army determined to attack Russian assets in the Ukraine...

Chinese deflating islands in the South Pacific to prevent trade envoys...

North Korea plans on launching an EMK to disrupt Hot Pocket deliveries to Midwest Ports...

China's spy are manipulating TV ratings and poll numbers to create illusion that HRC is leading Trump's Great Campaign

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[Bernardo de La Paz]

8. Great set! . . . nt

[SwankyXomb]

12. You forgot

Xenu planning to drop H-bombs into volcanoes.

[sheshe2]

9. Try some of these...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/12512327320

[madinmaryland]

10. And there are 2 Chorinthians who are going to attack the a pine tree.

[Rex]

11. Tell him we know there is a Russian mole that had infiltrated the government body.

Give him a vague description; a bombastic tangerine with a dead weasel on top of it rolling around town screaming profanities at the night sky.

Has he seen anyone like that? Serious question.

[Ccarmona]

13. He'll Crap His Pants

And quit the race when he hears what's really going on. He's too immature to grasp reality.