Why is trump so orange colored?

[SheriffBob]

Just wondering.

[Odin2005]

1. Same reason as Boehner, crappy spray-on tan.

[TheBlackAdder]

26. I thought Bill Maher addressed this, his father was an Orangutan.

[JHB]

45. Maher was way, way off base...

Orangutans are reclusive primates. Trump has a much clearer lineage with howler monkeys, who make vulgar noises and rain piss on anyone below them they find annoying (which is just about everyone).

[pansypoo53219]

43. boner got his by obsessive golfing.

RUMP thru spray tint. or tanning bed?

[Rex]

2. Fake spray tan is in "Trump Orange".

Looks like he is dialing back, now instead of looking like an angry tangerine he is looking more like a bloated grapefruit.

[TheBlackAdder]

27. The other day, when he was blowing another fuse, it was more like a Ruby Red Grapefruit!

[CurtEastPoint]

3. Because he is .... CHEETO JESUS!

[Maru Kitteh]

13. Need to get Manifore's mug on the robe-clinger there. lol

[C_U_L8R]

4. Orange ya gonna say...

...he's bananas

[pinboy3niner]

5. Melania thinks it's funny to crush orange M&Ms into his tanning bottle

[The_Casual_Observer]

6. As has been said, it's some kind of tanning dye

And the hair is haircolor, when men with grey hair try to color their hair brown or blonde it comes out orange, the only thing that really works is to dye it black.

[Maru Kitteh]

14. My husband says Trump is dying his hair GOLD. I think he's onto something with that.

Given the guy is obsessed with it.

[The_Casual_Observer]

19. Midas Trump!!!!!!

[Maru Kitteh]

38. Exactly. The deviant is obsessed with gold. nt

[Stinky The Clown]

17. Like Manafort

Why are some men so vain?

[roamer65]

7. Because he's part oompa loompa.

That's why he has small hands and a small "something else".

[doc03]

8. Carrots or the carotene in carrots can make you orange. You can buy carotine tablets

at vitamin shops. He may also use spray on Chysler engine enamel.

[SheriffBob]

9. LOL

Thanks for the edgeucation.

[get the red out]

10. QT?

It's how I turned myself orange in Junior High. Tan in a bottle circa
1978.

[Duckhunter935]

11. Part oompa loompa

Or orangutan

[Motley13]

12. His parents were orangutans

Just kidding, they have better hair.

[Maru Kitteh]

16. Mary Trump

[kestrel91316]

23. That hair can't possibly be real. PLEASE

tell me it's not real. Please.

[okasha]

34. Some of that face isn't real, either.

Some of those lines have been drawn in or emphasized in Photoshop.

Right wing dingalings are fond of doing this to Hillary's photos, and I don't like it any better when the shoe's on the other foot.

[Maru Kitteh]

40. The hair is real. The picture appears to be sharpened, but that's about it.

Google "Mary Trump 1997"

It's just . . . yikes.

[Maru Kitteh]

39. Now you know where cheeto gets his fondness for swirly-doodle hair.

Scary, aint it?

[Rstrstx]

24. Wow! She looks like the Heat Miser's 200 year old mother

[shenmue]

15. Bad tanning

[KMOD]

18. bad spray tan

and he seems to take care to keep it away from his eyes.

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he looks as ridiculous as he sounds.

[Dark n Stormy Knight]

47. Yeah, that looks natural.

[Avalux]

20. It's an optical illusion. He's an old man - the color makes him look younger.

Even though it's unnatural looking, it's better than pale and veiny, right? Hides wrinkle's better too.

And then there's the fact that Trump loves gold - so perfect storm I guess.

[No Vested Interest]

21. And the area around his eyes stays white, made more noticeable

by the orangeish makeup.

[Liberal_in_LA]

30. From wearing goggles while tanning

[Liberal_in_LA]

22. A makeup artist recently explained..white around eyes is from goggles worn

In tanning booth. She said that he is both booth tanning and spray tanning

[madokie]

25. I think he is simply just full of shit

bout the same color.

[milestogo]

28. It almost looks like vitiligo.

His pigment seems patchy in color.

[Liberal_in_LA]

29. Spray tan can go on unevenly, look splotchy

[milestogo]

32. Yeah, thats what it is.

I don't really think he has vitiligo, but what he does have - fake skin color and ridiculous frontolateral - wompage hairdo - isn't very attractive.

[Ghost in the Machine]

31. He's a real Jackass that's been eating too many carrots dangled in front of him?? N/T

[sanatanadharma]

33. Carrot juice amphetamine enemas

orange you glad you asked?

[nolabear]

35. So if it is spray tan, when does he have time for it?

Hillary's busting her ass on a bus in the Midwest and Donald had time to hang out in a tanning booth and get that hair done?

[emulatorloo]

37. Takes about 15-20 minutes for spray tan

No telling how long it takes to sculpt that hairdo.

[emulatorloo]

36. When he was younger his hair was brown. Why is it orange now?

I wonder about this more than the skin.

[Maru Kitteh]

41. He's dying it GOOOOLLLLLLLLLDDDD.

[SheriffBob]

42. here's a clue

maybe he's the anti-christ.

[ReRe]

44. Hepatitis