We need Trump to stay in the race for now. Say something nice about him.

[ksoze]

I'll start:

• No person would be better for the job than Trump

• Trump is enthusiastically recommended with no qualifications whatsoever

• One cannot say enough good things about this candidate or recommend him too highly

• His true ability is deceiving

[Cary]

1. No.

[tonyt53]

2. You left out the most important - only he can fix everything.

[MiniMe]

6. "Only he can fix everything"

[Buckeye_Democrat]

3. For the religious folks.

He's the BEST apocalypse candidate!

[0rganism]

4. Unbelievable!

Believe me!

[Fresh_Start]

5. If you think the current system needs to be thrown out...Trump is your man

everything he touches goes down the toilet

[no_hypocrisy]

7. From Stuart Smalley

[underpants]

8. He's forever changed fashion with his suit and baseball hat look

That's pretty much all I've got.

[Lochloosa]

9. His daughters are hot!

[exboyfil]

20. and he completely agrees

in a really, really creepy Jon Voight way.

[Warren DeMontague]

31. Yeah, they are.

See, I can say that and it's not weird, because they're not MY daughters.

[roamer65]

41. I second it.

[Lint Head]

10. If he is elected all things will get UUUUUUUUUUUGER!

[meow2u3]

11. He has blown the cover on the real GOP agenda

His campaign unmasked the true motives of the Southern Strategy and exposed decades of repuke dog whistles for what they really are: unbridled, state-sanctioned racism, sexism, and other forms of bigotry.

[Happyhippychick]

12. He alone

is managing to fuck up his campaign.

[lapfog_1]

13. Men with small, err, hands, finally have a champion! - n/t

[In_The_Wind]

14. He is consistent.

Everyone can always count on Trump to say the wrong thing.

[NightWatcher]

15. He's the complexion of Cheetos and everyone likes Cheetos...

when they're stoned

[True Dough]

16. He didn't actually choke the poor little baby!

There was a measure of self-restraint there. He's not a monster (well, at least not the worst possible type of monster).

[StraightRazor]

17. He will single handedly create hundreds if not thousands of jobs...

for costume manufacturing companies between now and Halloween.

[dubyadiprecession]

18. Trump is known for being warm and fuzzy,

even tempered, sincerely charming, and a delightful story teller.

[safeinOhio]

19. And nice hair too

[sarisataka]

21. He's no Jeb...

"After Trump fixes America you won't even recognize this country."

And if anyone is worried about a second term, don't. Four years as President and he will leave us to be President of a younger country.

[Hayduke Bomgarte]

22. He is often nicely attired

Sorry... Best I can come up with.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

23. He's consistent in who he is. nt

[Wednesdays]

24. He's great at creating jobs

in Bangladesh and Guatemala sweatshops.

[kwassa]

25. Trump has an innovative hairstyle.

[jberryhill]

26. His name is easy to spell

[OKDem08]

27. He makes a reflection in a mirror so he's not

A vampire

[imanamerican63]

28. "I got to PEE"! 😜

[NobodyHere]

29. I'll actually be sincere

Trump called out Bush on "keeping us safe" on 9/11

[enid602]

30. tRump

Trump has singlehandedly disproved tje theory of white supremacy. Oh wait, that was GWB.

[Ms.Lib]

32. He's giving a lesson to anyone

seeking public office in what Not to do.

[auntpurl]

33. His campaign has been "off-beat" and "dynamic", not erratic and dangerous at all!

[louis-t]

34. His tiny hands are so well manicured.

[Glassunion]

35. He was made in America

[TheOther95Percent]

36. He has very soft and well manicured - albeit a tad on the small side - hands. Nft.

[lpbk2713]

37. There are probably worse smelling assholes.

Although I am not in any position to be the judge.

[Vinca]

38. He's a lovely shade of tangerine.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

39. He is youthful, vigorous, and has great hair.

All the women WANT him. All the men wish they WERE him.

The country needs a great leader such as himself.

Stay in the race, Donald.

[Mendocino]

40. He can see

The Russian Tea Room from his house.

[UTUSN]

42. R#1 & K