Proof of treatment for the heel spur that kept him out of the draft...

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and, sadly for him, prevented him from actually earning the Purple Heart he wanted so much.

Has anyone, at any time, ever seen even a hint of a limp from the morbidly obese golfer? Surely something happened to "cure" that heel spur.

[gratuitous]

1. His heel spur was cured

By generous application of a French product, "De Ferment."

[Jarqui]

2. He wore it down after years of stepping on the less priviledged

to abscond with their money

... so he could payoff the doc for the fake diagnosis to keep he and his yellow heart out of the draft

[Avalux]

3. According to the Burnt Yam himself, he was an incredible baseball player as a youth, the best ever.

Just ask his high school coach.

I guess he forgot about the bone spur lie before he made up the baseball lie.