I have a theory which is mine, belongs to me,

[PCIntern]

And is mine too....and it has nothing to do with dinosaurs.

My theory is that Trump is the one who is sick. Given the Rovian predilection for projection, this is almost by definition the explanation for the "Hillary is sick" meme.

My professional diagnosis is the Trump has Helookslikeshititis. He's puffy and has lost a few steps in his energetic delivery. He might be having minor strokes, Lou Gehrig's Disease, or amyloidosis. In fact you can open up an internal medicine text and point to any pathological entity and possess as much expertise as Trump and his minions have.

[JoePhilly]

1. Hemochromatosis.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

14. Mango Mussolini

[RapSoDee]

2. Bingo Bango Bongo

[madaboutharry]

3. I too think he looks like crap.

Not in the way that candidates look from being tired and eating bad food. I actually think he looks like he is depressed.

[PCIntern]

4. He should be depressed.

He fucked up

[womanofthehills]

33. Agreed, when he is not throwing that fake smile he looks really depressed

[mcar]

5. You may be right

He certainly doesn't look or act healthy.

[mercuryblues]

6. I have been

thinking that for a few weeks. His disorganized ramblings make no sense. Which I think is the real reason for the teletrumpter. I am thinking his orange tone is to cover up his very pale skin.

Is 2 or 3 rallies he has cancelled this week?

[Person 2713]

10. Yeah maybe the orange look IS the best he can do

[Kingofalldems]

7. He cancelled a couple rallies for this week.

[liberal N proud]

8. Very likely

[unblock]

9. whatever illness he has, it's clear we're the ones who suffer from it.

[rug]

11. I can tell his anal fissures have metastasized into his caudate nucleus.

Believe me.

[lastlib]

21. ABSOLUTELY!!

The anal fissures are CLEARLY enlarged beyond ANYTHING that can be called normal, and the cranio-rectal inversion is indisputably massive. The caudate nuclei are perhaps abscessed beyond recovery in this case. In fact, the entire dorsal striati have deteriorated almost totally. I think he will have to go through the rest of his life with this condition; I don't think there has ever been a case like this one, and I can safely opine that it is untreatable with any known medical approach.

[Maynar]

34. Pre-med

Right, Otter?

[lastlib]

42. (no, pre-law, but what's the difference?)

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[Maynar]

43. ;-)

[smirkymonkey]

44. *snort*

[spanone]

12. K&R...

[63splitwindow]

13. His cranial-rectal inversion is quite obvious to even the most casual observer...

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[pnwmom]

23. LOL

[edhopper]

15. He is also small at the one end

then gets very big, and then small again.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

26. ROFL!!!

Omg, this is killin me! !!!

[hatrack]

47. Oh, well you may very well ask, what is my theory?

My theory is that Donald Trump is very dumb at one end, much, much dumber in the middle, and then dumb again at the other end.

[nolabear]

16. Why it's Anne Elk. Nice theory you got there.

It's clearly yours. As for him...he's disillusioned. It's not as much fun as he thought it would be. It's WORK and people think it's about them and not him, and it's supposed to be about him, dammit.

That's my theory, which is mine.

[spiderpig]

36. Mr. pig and I LOVE Anne Elk!

We can't hear the word "theory" without going into a Python riff.

[nolabear]

38. AndI can't hear spiderpig without singing it for three days...thanks...

[spiderpig]

46. We do whatever a spiderpig does!

But we can't swing from a web...

[lunamagica]

17. Well, all his test results were positive. The fact that he can eve get out of bed in the

morning when he has all those diseases it just remarkable.

[The Wizard]

18. Saint Vitus Dance (NT)

[Wednesdays]

37. Say what?

Isn't that an activity night at a private middle school?

[The Wizard]

40. Kind of like Tourette's

http://saintvitus.com/SaintVitus/

[Festivito]

19. Psycho-illogical Projection. eom

[A HERETIC I AM]

20. Anne has a new theory, by the way:

[nolabear]

25. You and I are the Anne fans. 😍

[Maynar]

32. Beat me to it.

[eppur_se_muova]

22. Carotenemia. Needs to cut back on the carrots.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carotenosis

[handmade34]

24. he has a bad case of the meanies

[BlancheSplanchnik]

27. and he smells.

*snarf*

[Maynar]

31. What smells like carrots?

Bunny farts.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

50. GROAN!!

[spiderpig]

48. Like elderberries.

and his mother was a hamster

[BlancheSplanchnik]

49. Why do you have that

OutRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrageous FRRRRrrrrench accent?

[WheelWalker]

28. Remind me...what are the symptoms of Polonium poisoning?

[CentralMass]

29. There was a poster (might have been at DailyKos) thst went by the name of "An Elk"

[appleannie1]

30. Sleep deprivation.

That is why he thinks Hillary, who sleeps normally, has a chronic problem that makes her sleep too much.

[womanofthehills]

35. Might be a week of extreme mental instability

PoliticusUSA said Trump could be sick, but they think it's probably drama and an unstable personality.

[Hugin]

39. I'm pretty sure what we're seeing is totally the thorazine shuffle.

Dr. Former KGB Establishment GOP Breibart gave him the choice between the thorazine shuffle or the polonium flu shot. He obviously went with the chemical lobotomy... He had so much less to lose on that.

[milestogo]

41. I believe this syndrome is a result of assuming this position:

[Rex]

45. Projection, he is one of them now.

The GOPers project like no others.

[Laffy Kat]

51. Why, oh why, do people not see this?

Not sure of the dx but something is VERY obviously terribly wrong, mentally, physically.

[Generic Brad]

52. He seems to have trouble catching his breath at times

Mix that with the red face - I swear the guy is either nervous on the big stage or he is fighting high blood pressure. I'm sure if he was checked for circulation/heart issues, the results would be extremely positive.