King Con Warns That Clinton Will Rig Debate by Using Facts
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-warns-that-clinton-will-rig-debate-by-using-facts
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At a campaign rally on Friday, Donald Trump warned that Hillary Clinton is scheming to rig the debate by using facts in their first televised face-off, on Monday.
You just watch, folks, Trump told supporters in Toledo, Ohio. Crooked Hillary is going to slip in little facts all night long, and thats how shes going to try to rig the thing.
Its a disgrace, he added.
The billionaire drew a sharp contrast between himself and the former Secretary of State by claiming that his debate prep involved no facts whatsoever.
I am taking a pledge not to use facts at the debate, he said, raising his right hand. I challenge Crooked Hillary to take that pledge.
He also warned that unless CNN, which is hosting the debate, promises to forbid the use of facts, he might pull out of Mondays contest. Im only going to debate if Im treated fairly, and facts dont treat me fairly, he said.