Who would you vote for over Trump?

[Rocknrule]

I would vote for:
GWB ( )
Romney
McCain
The alligator that attacked that kid at Disney World
President Camacho

[Motley13]

1. anyone in the phone book

[romanic]

2. A baked yam.

[Amishman]

11. I'd take the yam over most politicians

Its sweeter and more honest. I trust it more than anyone who holds public office.

[RKP5637]

3. Jon Huntsman Jr. He seemed one of the few sane ones in 2012 R primaries. n/t

[Doctor Jack]

4. George Wallace, even in his mean years

Same racial views as Trump but unlikely to have started a nuclear war because someone made fun of his appearance.

[Warpy]

5. A root canal without anesthetic

Really, what kind of idiot would vote for a raging Cheeto?

I know, I just answered my own question.

[jmowreader]

6. Just about anyone on this list

https://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/death_row/dr_offenders_on_dr.html

[spanone]

7. camacho

[Major Nikon]

8. Charles Manson

[bigwillq]

9. Romney, McCain

Kasich were better choices than Trump, imo. Yes, all would push the conservative agenda but I don't think any of those three would be awful-awful.

[RKP5637]

10. At least Kasich is sane. Trump is unstable and off his rocker! n/t

[milestogo]

12. Paul Ryan

and it kills me to say that.

[RKP5637]

13. As much as I hate to admit it, I would be miles more comfortable with him than butt head Trump. n/t

[milestogo]

14. At least he is predictable

and while his policies are vile, he is a decent human being.

[Thor_MN]

15. If by "over" you mean "standing on his neck", Andre the Giant.

[imanamerican63]

16. Hillay!

There is no one else running!

[trueblue2007]

17. i would vote for my cat ANNIE