You can tell Trump practiced in front of the mirror

[Blue Owl]

With a rolled up $20 bill...

[Laffy Kat]

1. That was good!

[unblock]

2. that's a lie, a complete, baldfaced, scurrilous lie!

he wouldn't be caught dead using anything less than a $100 bill!

[underpants]

3. Funny! There was a point with about 20 minutes left

In which Trump actually was looking right at the camera, with his lips pouted out, when he turned his head left and right. It looked like he was posing for himself looking at a monitor.

[FigTree]

4. The pig spends his entire life in front of a mirror.

He does not exist without mirrors.

[niyad]

6. please do not insult our porcine brethren and sistren by comparing them with. . . that. . .

[dixiegrrrrl]

9. I did not realize he could see his reflection in a mirror. n/t

[sinkingfeeling]

5. Really made me laugh!

[boston bean]

7. Allright that was funny.

[cojoel]

8. He might prefer a 1000 Ruble note

I'm not sure. But people are saying that.

[uponit7771]

10. lol...they keep coming

[yortsed snacilbuper]

11. mirror,mirror on the wall, who's the fairest,

oh, wait!

[CJohnson_LS]

12. That explains it

No wonder his nose sounded so weird throughout the entire 90 minute debate! He was too busy snorting lines and drinking scotch, rather than actually preparing for the big night. It's obvious that strategy backfired on him badly.