Has sphincter-mouth called the Jersey train wreck terrorism yet?

[11 Bravo]

Or has he determined that it's simply an accident (for which the former Secretary of State needs to be held personally responsible)?

[The_Casual_Observer]

1. Since its clearly a Christy deal, he won't say shit.

[RaymondLuxuryYacht]

2. "Why wasn't President Obama there to stop it?"

"and why won't he say the words 'train wreck'?"

[Rocknrule]

3. Imagine that loose cannon as Commander in Chief:

*a car backfires in his general vicinity*
Trump: "Folks, Mexico just bombed us. NUKE EM!!!"

[Beach Rat]

4. Not yet, but that genius from Boston did.

Curt Schilling tweeted that it must have been terrorism within minutes of the accident.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

5. Trump doesn't ride the train. He's better than that.

And he doesn't pay taxes. He's better than that.

I'm sure there were overweight people on the train. That's why there was so much damage.