The tweets are one thing - a *nightly* caviar skin treatment is bizarro world

[underpants]

This was posted on Wednesday.
THIS is bizarre.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1251&pid=2452950

Barron is 'not a sweatpants child' and instead likes to wear a tie and suit 'like Daddy'.

He also enjoys luxurious caviar skin treatments every night after taking a bath at his family home - the gold-encrusted $100 million triplex penthouse in New York's Trump Tower.

The mother-of-one said that she slathers her eponymous Caviar Complex C6 moisturizer on her son's body from 'head to toe.'

'He likes it . . . It smells very, very fresh,' she explained.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. That poor kid has no chance of growing up to be halfway normal.

He'll be a meth addict or a serial killer or a homeless drunk or a deranged hermit. Or, worst of all, a sociopathic dick like his daddy.

[tonyt53]

2. Just like his half brothers?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. Uday and Qusay. Charming specimens.

[jberryhill]

4. I'll bet he's handy on fishing trips

"Hey Clem, toss over the 75 pound lure."

[underpants]

5. LMAO

[smirkymonkey]

6. Oh god! That poor kid.

He's doomed.