Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah they are deplorable

[malaise]

https://mobile.twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/784154423186558980





They are batshit crazy lunatics
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For the record Obama signed a state of emergency for Florida
Obama is a fugging genius

[Loki Liesmith]

1. Well heat street is trolling its readers here

And it's pretty funny

[chillfactor]

2. those are hilarious!

are they REALLY that stupid?

[malaise]

3. Stupid - that's way past stupid

They are lunatics

[chillfactor]

29. agreed 100%....

[paleotn]

60. Yes. eom

[bluesbassman]

4. Yeah, Obama should use his Superman breath to blow the hurricane out to sea.

I weep for our country and it's future with people like that running around in it.

[malaise]

6. It's truly sad

Ignorance is not bliss for the rest of us

[stopbush]

33. Why doesn't Pence just call together his prayer army

and call on Jeebus to divert the storm into the ocean?

Xian-first Pence seems to be shirking his religious duty.

[keithbvadu2]

46. Pat Robertson prayed away Hurricane Gloria in 1985 or 86

[bluesbassman]

57. You would think that a fine upstanding evangelical like Pence would do that.

Unfortunately he's currently on the Lord's shit list. Something about bearing false witness.

[saltpoint]

5. And isn't it just like Barack Obama

to conjure a hurricane to destroy Donald's golf resort.

[malaise]

7. He's really good

I tell yah!!

[saltpoint]

8. : ) eom

[sheshe2]

22. Well it worked with Hurricane Sandy...

He won the election!

[malaise]

23. Hehehehehhe

And messed up Christie for eternity

[sheshe2]

28. Bless our lucky stars!

[napkinz]

9. Trump: "Obama has done nothing to stop Hurricane Matthew. He's weak. We need strength.

We need to get tough. When I am president, hurricanes will never threaten the United States again. I have a secret plan. You are all going to be safe. Believe me. I guarantee it."

[malaise]

10. Wrong! Wrong! Wrong!

It's weakening as I speak - the eye will pass 100 miles out.

[napkinz]

15. :)

[malaise]

17. Hehehehehehhehe

[SwankyXomb]

54. Seems more like a horror-cane

[mnmoderatedem]

74. you know what's sad?

from your headline, I needed to look at your post and see whether or not you were being facetious or that was actually a direct Trump quote. The latter would not have surprised me at all.

[louis-t]

82. "I'll tell you the secret plan as soon as you elect me."

[spanone]

11. that's a level of stupid rarely seen on planet earth

[malaise]

13. Breath-taking stupidity

[malaise]

18. Routine for ReTHUGs

[sinkingfeeling]

12. Breaking: Obama dons Superman outfit and flies into the eye of

Hurricane Matthew and pulls the storm away from US coast.

[malaise]

14. Please take a pic

[sheshe2]

30. They got this...

The situation room 10/06/16.

Captain America at the final briefing, he is ready.

[malaise]

31. ROFL

[underpants]

79. Oh that's good.

[The_Casual_Observer]

16. A hurricane wall!

On an old Disney program they predicted that someday there would be some kind of giant electrical tower things that would blast hurricanes away. I just vaguely recall
seeing this. It was an episode called "Hurricane Hannah".

[malaise]

19. The Con will have a secret plan

as usual

[smirkymonkey]

20. Interesting how GOD causes natural disasters when they want to blame homosexuals, atheists and

abortion, but suddenly it's Obama's fault when they want to defend their idiot Cheeto-faced Pied-Piper against Democrats.

Is Obama really more powerful than God? What's it going to be, morons?

[malaise]

25. They are lunatics and morons

Good spot

[4lbs]

35. If "God" creates these natural disasters like hurricanes and tornadoes, then what does it say that

these things often hit places that are the most religious?

Tornadoes in Kansas, Nebraska, and Oklahoma.

Hurricanes... well, we know.

[0rganism]

21. so the military "engineers" hurricanes now?

i had no idea. i thought all those billions of dollars were going to airplanes that didn't work. but weather control? that's pretty fucking advanced tech right there.

[malaise]

26. Of course they do

since Obama's in charge

[malaise]

27. You who????? n/t

[awoke_in_2003]

42. "we people" were?

news to me.

[CarrieLynne]

48. you mean fracking machines? Pretty sure those do cause quakes lol

[rbrnmw]

84. pssst slip is showing

[4lbs]

32. LOL. They've been watching too many B-rated low-budget disaster movies on SyFy.

They also hate government and think it is inept.

So, this "inept government" has the supreme intelligence and technology to create a hurricane and "steer" it to a specific spot?

[malaise]

34. But that Obama appears to be a genius!

[4lbs]

38. He's using his supreme blackitudeness to control the hurricane.

I mean, this hurricane went up to a Category 4 and is almost a Cat 5 after Obama went on air, declared a national emergency, and activated FEMA.

FEMA..... Hmmm.... Federal Environment Management Agency!

Oh noes!1!1!!11111!!!!!!


Seriously, it is well known that hurricanes are attracted to hot air.

So.... no wonder it's headed toward Trump's estate.

[CarrieLynne]

50. omfg ROFL

[malaise]

63. Hehehehehhehe

Hilarious

[Bernardo de La Paz]

36. It's News Corp.

Heat Street is a news, opinion, and commentary website. Launched in February 2016, the website is headed by British writer and former politician Louise Mensch.[3][4] It is owned by News Corp under Dow Jones & Company.

The website was announced in February 2016. It launched officially on April 20, 2016.[3] The website was to be headed by British journalist Louise Mensch and network producer Noah Kotch, who helped launch Vocativ.[5] The editors are quoted as saying, "We plan to break news, move the media and mock the mainstream. It takes friction to generate heat. We will rub against the grain of convention. That's our mission."[6]

The website features sections on politics, technology, culture, business, entertainment, and life.[7]

The website has been described as centre-right and libertarian. A spokesperson said that the site will, "in a spirit of free speech and no ‘safe spaces,’ cover a variety of topics from a diversity of viewpoints."[8]

The Washington Times's Jennifer Harper described the site as, "The politics here are right-leaning and libertarian-minded; the publication also covers culture wars, commentary, technology, celebrity, business and assorted lifestyle matters."[6]

[malaise]

37. You mean this is Murdoch?

Good effin' grief!

[Lucky Luciano]

39. I hope those polls were just joke responses. Nt

[Buckeye_Democrat]

65. I hope that people were trolling too. Good grief! n/t

[randr]

40. Republicans finally learn Obama's true identity

Apparently he is God.

[shadowmayor]

41. Maybe

Just maybe, we can use this storm to convince STFU donny to reveal his awesome plan to stop all hurricanes? Maybe he can bring on ricky perry for a prayer session to stop these storms?

[NastyRiffraff]

43. Not The Onion? or Borowitz

Damn, it's hard to tell what's parody.

[JDC]

44. I know I shouldn't, but I love this headline

It is so off the wall. It is proof that yes, You really CAN make this stuff up...Just shameless lunacy for the masses.

[greatauntoftriplets]

45. Words fail me.

[workinclasszero]

47. So what persecuted minority group is Pat Robinson going to blame

for this hurricane?

[spanone]

49. 'engineer a hurricane'

[malaise]

53. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

[spanone]

55. really, it sounds like Borowitz!

[malaise]

70. They're sick

Very sick

[Warpy]

51. What is Obama supposed to do, stand on the beach and blow it out to sea?

Honestly, that blowhard Trump has a better chance of accomplishing that particular feat.

[JoeOtterbein]

52. WOW malaise ! I'm still LOLing my "whatever" off !!! Thanks bro !!!

[malaise]

59. That's Sis

Welcome to DU

[JoeOtterbein]

69. Sorry sis !

[malaise]

71. No biggie

[Hulk]

56. We are dealing with deplorables here....let's remember

OK, maybe deplorable is the wrong word. How about some of the stupidest of the stupid? That fits. Nation of morons...and the majority just happen to be chewing on red meat at the drumpf rallies.

[juxtaposed]

58. Thanks Obama!

[armed_and_liberal]

61. On Nov 8 Obama is going to confiscate their guns while they are voting.

[kentuck]

62. They get this crap from Matt Drudge.

It's more like sludge.

[Laser102]

64. Isn't the conventional thought on the right that storms are created to punish sinners? I can't think

of a more deserving sinner than the zit.

[malaise]

67. Then they'd better explain Perkin's home

in Baton Rouge

[BlueWarrior]

66. I'd rather be a deplorable than a treasonous Republican

[erpowers]

68. Mar-A-Lago Built to Withstand Hurricanes

Mar-A-Lago is built of steel and concrete, which makes it just about indestructible. It also has three inch thick walls. It has been hit by hurricanes before and only sustained limited damage.

[krispos42]

72. the stupid, it burns...

[gopiscrap]

73. OMG: idiots

[bluesbassman]

75. You gotta remember...

[underpants]

80. It's true! It's true!

[Stuart G]

76. Those of us who are legitimate..."batshit crazy lunatics"..take offence to be compared

with those people. We are the lunatics who think the earth is flat

..We do not think that.., ..not.............................................

that Obama caused the hurricane...now we know better..so there...............

[mnmoderatedem]

77. I love that third option

I can just visualize those individuals, thoughtfully rubbing their chins, thinking to themselves, "it's possible bit I need more evidence".

Clearly the most cerebral of the respondents .

[underpants]

78. If only Trump had a counter measure....WAIT! He does!

[louis-t]

81. Yeah, but the smart ones are saying "It's possible but I need to see..."

I'm sure they have a direct quote of him "refusing" to do anything.

[malaise]

85. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Obama failed - he did not get it done

[marybourg]

83. Don't worry Donald.

Just get a door buzzard.