An Open Letter to Hillary Clinton
Hey there! How's it going? Listen, I don't wanna talk politics because well, I think you deserve a break. Let's breathe and air out the mind for a moment.
I wanted to ask you some questions, nothing big! Just questions about the good things in life and what you enjoy. I wanted to do this because I wanted you to think of these positive things for a moment but also so I could get to know you a little better.
Here it goes!
1. Favorite sandwich?
2. What game were you playing on that Nintendo Game Boy in that photograph of you on the plane?
3. Chocolate. Dark or Milk?
4. Favorite pizza?
5. Do you like pretzels?
6. Favorite sport to play?
7. Beach or Mountains?
8. Ever rode a roller coaster? Did you like it?
9. Do you have a personal hobby?
And finally.
10. How do you find the time to relax?! I hope you do!
Anyways, take it easy! Bye now.
-very very sorry to those of you who expected something with substance. 
Lol