Are you pissed that all Noble Gases demonstrate low chemical reactivity?

[Orrex]

I, for one, am fed up with these classist, elitist vapors.

It's long past time that we evacuate these snobbish elements.

[Buckeye_Democrat]

1. LOL!

[yellowcanine]

2. Well gee i am fond of neon lights though.

Can an exception be made for neon?

[central scrutinizer]

3. Inert?

Get off your ass and do something

[lpbk2713]

4. Evacuating the gasses is crucial.

[closeupready]

6. Absolutely. Where's the damn poll?! I want a VOTE!!!!11!!!

[BlueStreak]

7. They should be removed from the periodic table

Schools should not be allowed to force feed all that noble gas junk to our children.

[trotsky]

8. I went to throw them out...

but it turns out they argon already.

[pinboy3niner]

9. Noble Gases my ass!

[PJMcK]

10. I see what you did, Orrex!

Quite clever of you.

Of course, you do know that all Noble Gases are male, right?

Your sense of humor has a periodic quality to it.

[CherokeeDem]

11. Couldn't have said it better!!!

Evacuate!!!!

[Rex]

12. What is so noble about them?

There is nothing noble about my dog farting, it is horrible.

[Gormy Cuss]

13. TBH

they're no prizes

[SwankyXomb]

14. They do have some redeeming qualities

Krypton gave us this:

[Buckeye_Democrat]

17. In high school, a chemistry teacher sometimes made us name the elements...

... from the periodic table (a large poster) as he pointed to the symbols.

When it was my turn, he pointed to "Kr" and I accidentally said, "Kryptonite." Several students laughed hysterically as I said, "I mean Krypton! Krypton!"

I guess that was really funny to a bunch of my fellow "honors" students back then.

[msanthrope]

15. Sure you want to use the word "evacuate?"

https://m.

[kwassa]

16. Are you gaslighting us?

You neon.

[ThoughtCriminal]

18. Now FOOF - There's a chemical we can get behind

and out the door, out of the building and as far down the street as we can run

Nothing elitist about Dioxygen difluorid, it will react with almost anything!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dioxygen_difluoride

[Frank Cannon]

19. Helium walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "You can't come in here! We don't serve noble gases!"

Helium doesn't react.

[jmowreader]

20. You know what really pisses me off?

No one ever discusses the Ignoble Gases!

Come on. How can we possibly live without such disreputable vapors as flatus, methyl mercaptan, skunk spray and durians?

[NightWatcher]

21. Don't get me started on fucking Argon. Xenon, sure but Argon, just no!

[Fozzledick]

22. I support the Free Radicals!

They're much more positive!

[Bucky]

23. If you don't like it, why don't you go back to Krypton?

[madinmaryland]

24. AR-GO"N" fuck yourself!!!

Just have to see the movie!!