Has anyone seen Chris Christie?

[malaise]

Anywhere???

[Jim Dandy]

2. He's been working on his next big project

Staying out of jail.

[mainstreetonce]

3. Trouble has seen him

In NJ.

[meadowlark5]

4. I read something last week that he said the women's accusations against Trump

should not be dismissed by voters or something to that effect.

So maybe he has shown himself to be disloyal to the orange turd - therefore - off the lunatic Trump train.

[lindysalsagal]

5. Having a garage sale to raise money for his attack on the Bergen county prosecutor.

Before the prosecutor indicts him.

[gwheezie]

6. He's hiding under a bridge nt

[RKP5637]

34. ...

[Freddie]

7. He's burning his bridges behind him

[beachbumbob]

9. Getting ready for his new future....

[world wide wally]

10. Has anybody checked The Waffle House?

[malaise]

14. Well since he's waffling on that Lock Her Up Theme these days

You win the thread

As grandma used to say when you point one finger - three are pointing back at you

[appleannie1]

11. I haven't been to KFC in ages.

[Metric System]

12. He's sleeping with the fishes. No, seriously, he passed out at a seafood buffet.

[malaise]

18. So did they send a helicopter for him

Remember when he used the state helicopter to attend one of his kid's game s

[mountain grammy]

16. Making himself invisible, not an easy task for the big guy.

Great thread!

[malaise]

17. We all need the laughs

He's doing a good job hiding - left poor noun, verb 9/11 to lie on his own.
Lock him Up I say!!!

[IllinoisBirdWatcher]

19. He is secluded in round-the-clock debate prep for his trial. eom

[JI7]

20. his own legal issues also means he didn't have to deal with trump

And whether or how to defEnd him.

[lonestarnot]

21. Somebody must has stuck a pin in the gas bag.

[Major Nikon]

22. He's househunting in countries with no extradition treaty with the US

[cwydro]

23. I've been wondering that too.

Poor widdle thing. Giuliani stole his sweetheart.

[bluedigger]

24. It's a good guess he's not hiking the AT.

Maybe he's going to the mattresses?

[malaise]

28. Hiding under them?

That I'd love to see

[spanone]

25. well....

i looked for him at the antique mall today....not there.

[malaise]

29. Was noun verb 9/11 there?

He should be.

[Vinca]

26. Follow the trail of Oreo crumbs.

[malaise]

31. You betcha

[Solly Mack]

30. Is anyone really looking?

He disappears and no one misses him.

[malaise]

32. Amazing that he can disappear

I thought it would be difficult.

[OnDoutside]

33. He's on a beach on the Jersey shore, apparently

[RKP5637]

35. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ...

[kennetha]

36. He's not in jail yet?